Sam: Lohan will be Mrs Ronson  —  Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”  —  She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman - to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

Hathaway's Ex: Guilty... Guilty... Guilty...Gui..  —  Anne Hathaway's ex won't be bothering her anytime soon — well at least for the next 5 years — after the dirtball plead guilty to 14 counts of con-artistry just moments ago in a Manhattan Federal court.  —  Raffaello Follieri will serve …

See What Anna Nicole's Daughter Dannielynn Looks Like Now  —  She loves Elmo, singing with Dad and shopping!  —  On Dannielynn's second birthday, Larry Birkhead opens up in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, about raising Anna Nicole Smith's little girl and shares with Us his own family album of their time together.

Jessica Alba's ‘Shocking’ Ad for Declare Yourself  —  Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in.  —  “I think it is important for young people to be aware …

Jonas Brothers: “Russell Brand Needs A Hug”  —  The Jonas Brothers have spoken exclusively to MTV News about Russell Brand's comments at the Video Music Awards.  —  The British comic made jokes about the Disney stars' ‘purity rings’ during our ceremony on Sunday night.

Eva Longoria: I'm Not Pregnant, “I'm Just Fat”  —  Eva Longoria has put an end to weeks of rumors that she is pregnant.  —  “I'm just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker.  —  She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt and Pasties  —  Jennifer Aniston was at the Toronto International Film Festival for the opening her new movie, Management, and she happened to be wearing a short, see-through dress.  Sadly, she took some precautions in the nipple area, and is visibly wearing pasties.

Big Gay Al Gets The Shaft - And He DOESN'T Like It!  —  Finally, some good news for Star Jones.  —  The former View co-host has just rid herself permanently of her former “straight” hubby, Al Reynolds.  —  The two were set to go to court yesterday but managed to reach a last-minute settlement …

Exclusive: Joss Whedon's ‘Dollhouse’ Shuts Down Production  —  By Korbi Ghosh September 10, 10:55 AM  —  Just days after learning that production on the new season of 24 has been shut down for two weeks, another FOX series is giving its cast and crew some unexpected vacation time.

Balthazar's Wife — File Your Own Damn Divorce  —  Sources tell TMZ Balthazar Getty's wife won't be the one filing for divorce.  —  We're told Rosetta Millington will not pull the trigger on the marriage and the reasons are, to say the least, interesting.  Rosetta is not exactly rolling in cash, nor is Balthazar for that matter.

Chace Crawford: Sarah Palin Is “Quite Attractive”  —  Gossip Girl hunk Chace Crawford has the hots for Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and he isn't afraid to talk about it!  —  “I'm not gonna lie.  Sarah Palin is quite attractive,” Chace gushed admitted Wednesday at the Stand …

Matt Damon: Sarah Palin is “Totally Absurd”  —  Matt Damon just spoke out on Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin to The Associated Press.  The 37-year-old actor compares her possibility of being President to a ‘really bad Disney movie’.  Ouch!

‘Dark Knight’ plans rerelease  —  Batman will hit theaters again in January for Oscar push  —  Batman wants an Oscar.  —  More literally, Warner Bros. wants a statuette — or 10 — for “The Dark Knight.”  So the studio plans to rerelease its blockbuster Batman sequel in January, the height of Academy Awards voting season.

Elizabeth Hurley's Got Unhappy Cleavage  —  Elizabeth Hurley brought her boobs out last night.  Now I don't know if she was drunk while these pictures were taken or if she was just miserable due to the fact that she married that dude but whatever the case, she doesn't look happy.