Sam: Lohan will be Mrs Ronson  —  Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”  —  She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman - to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

Jessica Alba's ‘Shocking’ Ad for Declare Yourself  —  Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in.  —  “I think it is important for young people to be aware …

See What Anna Nicole's Daughter Dannielynn Looks Like Now  —  She loves Elmo, singing with Dad and shopping!  —  On Dannielynn's second birthday, Larry Birkhead opens up in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, about raising Anna Nicole Smith's little girl and shares with Us his own family album of their time together.

Lauren Conrad Inks a Three-Book Deal  —  Lauren Conrad's author photo  —  She's already a reality star and a fashion designer, but Lauren Conrad is adding another title to her crowded resume: Author.  —  Conrad, 22, has signed on to write a three-book series of young adult fiction for HarperCollins, the publisher tells PEOPLE.

Kirsten Dunst: ‘Now I Love Me’  —  Kirsten Dunst says she's “learned a lot” after checking into rehab earlier this year for depression and is now in a different place in her life.  —  “Everyone goes through a hard time in their life,” Dunst says in the October issue of Harper's Bazaar.

Anne Hathaway Booty Re-Call  —  Actress surrenders lavish gifts from convicted ex-boyfriend swindler  —  With Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend pleading guilty today to a sprawling financial swindle, federal prosecutors detailed the valuable jewelry that the scam artist gave the actress—and which the FBI recently “recovered” from her.

Birthday boy Guy helps wobbly Madonna out of pub at 10pm... then returns to continue celebrating his 40th until 4am  —  Madonna may have years of partying behind her, but she only stayed for an hour at husband Guy Ritchie's 40th last night.  —  The millionaire singer looked unsteady on her feet …

‘90210’ Scoop: Garth's Staying, Doherty's Leaving!  —  Just like Brandon, Dylan, Steve, Colin, and Matt before them, 90210's producers just can't get enough of Kelly.  So, my sources tell me, they've signed Jennie Garth to appear in five episodes on top of the six to which she originally agreed.

Eva Longoria: I'm Not Pregnant, “I'm Just Fat”  —  Eva Longoria has put an end to weeks of rumors that she is pregnant.  —  “I'm just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker.  —  She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.

Celebrity Side Dish  —  Mary Kate Olsen showed up to a Chinatown bash on Tuesday with boyfriend Nate Lowman in tow (at right), defying reports that she'd ditched the artist for actor Jonah Hill.  The party girl was on good behavior — while guests sipped Pernod Absinthe, Mary Kate stuck to water.

VH1 to help Sabato Jr. find true love  —  Network picks up untitled reality show from Ish  —  The matchmakers at VH1 have been enlisted to help TV heartthrob Antonio Sabato Jr. find his true love.  —  VH1 has picked up an untitled series from Ish Entertainment ("Paris Hilton's New BFF") …

‘Dark Knight’ plans rerelease  —  Batman will hit theaters again in January for Oscar push  —  Batman wants an Oscar.  —  More literally, Warner Bros. wants a statuette — or 10 — for “The Dark Knight.”  So the studio plans to rerelease its blockbuster Batman sequel in January, the height of Academy Awards voting season.

Britney Spears Is Not In Vogue  —  Reports of Britney Spears appearing on an upcoming issue of Vogue have been greatly exaggerated.  —  In fact, it ain't happenin' at all!  —  So what gives?  Read on to find out how this rumor got started...  The confusion began this morning …

Exclusive: Joss Whedon's ‘Dollhouse’ Shuts Down Production  —  By Korbi Ghosh September 10, 10:55 AM  —  Just days after learning that production on the new season of 24 has been shut down for two weeks, another FOX series is giving its cast and crew some unexpected vacation time.

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt and Pasties  —  Jennifer Aniston was at the Toronto International Film Festival for the opening her new movie, Management, and she happened to be wearing a short, see-through dress.  Sadly, she took some precautions in the nipple area, and is visibly wearing pasties.