14-times Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps caught with cannabis pipe  —  THIS is the astonishing picture which could destroy the career of the greatest competitor in Olympic history.  —  In our exclusive photo Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, draws from a bong.

Britney Will Cancel Tour If Kiddies Can't Come  —  Britney Spears will cancel her upcoming tour if K-Fed's lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take the kids on the road — informed sources tell us.  —  Here's what we know.  For weeks, Britney, K-Fed and Jamie Spears …

Kim Kardashian Skipping Super Bowl for Workout Video  —  Come Sunday, most Americans will be watching the Super Bowl, eating junk food and rooting on their favorite team.  Not Kim Kardashian: she'll be doing leg lifts and crunches.  —  “I'm flying to L.A. first thing on Sunday morning …

Jessica Biel Throws Justin Timberlake Surprise B-Day Celebration  —  This is one birthday Justin Timberlake won't soon forget.  —  Jessica Biel, 26, threw her singer beau a Super Bowl-themed surprise birthday party in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel's ultra-exclusive penthouse on Sunday afternoon, PEOPLE has learned.

Jack Black reveals his builder's bum as he struggles to stay afloat on surfboard … Hollywood funnyman Jack Black has always been good at making people laugh.  —  And if these holiday snaps are anything to go by, it's not hard to see why.  —  The 39-year-old put on an amusing show as he struggled …

Lisa Loeb Is Married!  —  Lisa Loeb and Roey Hershkovitz  —  Lisa Loeb tied the knot with Roey Hershkovitz, a music supervisor for Late Night with Conan O'Brien, on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The couple exchanged vows in a Jewish ceremony in front of 275 guests …

New York's Diaper Rush … O n a brisk Monday morning in January, 2-year-old twin boys Cooper and Harrison Goldberg cruise down Madison Avenue in the Mountain Buggy double-wide stroller, sleeping side by side in their matching button-downs.  As their mom, Risa, 35, waits with them at a red light …

Kate plans new career as actress  —  FILMS like Citizen Cainer, The Bod-father, Wahey-lien, A-puckerlips Now, A Few Good Men, Blow . . .  . . . all versions of classics that would be perfect for Kate Moss— she wants to become an ACTRESS.  —  The ageing supermodel—famed for her past sex …

My 2 boys will always be English  —  GUY RITCHIE yesterday vowed his sons would “always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen” after MADONNA won a court order to move them to the US.  —  The 40-year-old Brit told a close friend he was “gutted but resigned” that Rocco, eight …

Mischa Barton in hot heels  —  OH what a mess you're in MISCH!  You've got two Brit musos who both think they're OCing you.  —  And I'm afraid it just can't go on like this young lady.  —  This week, the former actress (turned annoying, look-at-me society girl) stepped out in London …