Octuplets' Mom Fires Nannies, Blames Gloria Allred  —  Nadya Suleman  —  Nadya Suleman essentially said “thanks, but no thanks” to the non-profit group Angels in Waiting Monday when the octuplets' mother informed them that their free-of-charge infant-care services were no longer needed.

Lindsay: “It Would Be Really Nice If People Would Believe in Me”  —  Make no mistake, all that time in the unsolicited spotlight hasn't left Lindsay Lohan unscathed.  —  The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation …

David Letterman Ties the Knot!  —  David Letterman and his longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko, have gotten hitched, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The couple tied the knot in a courthouse ceremony Thursday, a witness at the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show tells Us.

Hip-hop flop Damon Dash's wife Rachel Roy files for divorce  —  He's got no money, but he sure does have mo' problems.  —  Roc-A-Fella Records and Rocawear co-founder Damon Dash has been slapped with divorce papers by wife Rachel Roy, the Daily News has learned.

Nicole Richie Jokes About Twin Rumors  —  Nicole Richie showed off a growing baby bump at a fundraiser for the Richie-Madden Children's Foundation Monday in Hollywood.  —  Asked about tabloid rumors that she is expecting twins, her beau's brother Benji Madden joked to Usmagazine.com, “She already has twins.”

The Superficial presents ‘Wait.  WTF is That?’  —  Welcome to The Superficial's latest gallery showcasing celebs whore are flawed human beings just like you guys.  As for me, I'm what they call “man gorgeous,” and there's a pretty good chance I'm a centaur.  Minus the horse.

Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John Mayer because of his Twitter ‘obsession’  —  Jennifer Aniston has reportedly ended her relationship with musician boyfriend John Mayer because he is obsessed with Twitter, it has been alleged.  —  People claiming to be friends of the actress …

Anne Hathaway to Pull Double Judy Garland Duty  —  AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill, Warner Bros. Pictures  —  A star has already been born, but apparently Anne Hathaway's Oscar-nominated role as a tempestuous recovering addict in Rachel Getting Married was just a warm-up.

Cindy Crawford Naked And Lathered Up In Allure (NSFW PHOTO)  —  Cindy Crawford posed naked, wearing eyeliner and lather, in the April issue of Allure magazine.  Crawford, 43, posed for the “anti-aging” Issue with an accompanying caption that reads,

Lawyers surround Britney Spears  —  At least $2.7 million in attorneys' fees and costs have been paid since a judge ruled the singer was not competent to manage her life and music empire, court papers show.  —  Onstage at her “Circus” tour, Britney Spears is the boss.

Rihanna cosies up with Lindsay Lohan ex Wilmer Valderrama  —  If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she's going the right way about it.  —  She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday.

HUDSON'S SECRETIVE ‘IDOL’ TAPE  —  JENNIFER Hudson is quietly taping her return to “Ameri can Idol” after tomorrow night's show is off the air.  —  After the lights go down on Wednesday's results show, the in-house audience will be treated to an intimate performance by the 27-year-old Oscar winner.

Cube Candy  —  Chris Brown visits Mac Mall and puts a ‘Lid’ on it  —  Despite being in trouble with the law for his alleged beating of Rihanna, Chris Brown still makes time to shop - at “Lids” at the Mac Mall.  The under-siege singer bought 10 hats from the store “Lids” on Saturday, according to Radaronline.com.

‘Twilight’ sequel finds Wolf Pack  —  Five American Indian newcomers join ‘New Moon’  —  NEW YORK — Summit has brought on a cast of American Indian actors to star in the werewolf- and vampire-themed “New Moon,” the sequel to “Twilight.”  —  The studio has hired Chaske Spencer …

Lindsay — It's Only a Car... No Really  —  Lindsay Lohan's bad luck continues ... her new, $115,000 Maserati Quattroporte was smashed up some, courtesy of her assistant.  —  P.S. Linds ... it's illegal in California to drive without a front license plate.  Then again, that's the least of your problems.

Madonna's fling with Jesus Luz and her rumored hookup with A-Rod may foil adoption plans  —  Madonna's lifestyle may get in the way of her plans to adopt another child from Africa.  —  Malawi's adoption officials say Madge's sizzling fling with 22-year-old Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz …