The CW cancels ‘Beautiful Life’  —  We have the first casualty of the fall season.  —  After two episodes, The CW has canceled Ashton Kutcher's scripted drama “The Beautiful Life.”  —  Wednesday's episode was seen by just 1 million viewers and generated a 0.5 rating in the adult demo.

Mackenzie Phillips's Sisters Speak Out About Incest Claim  —  Mackenzie Phillips (Left) and Chynna Phillips  —  Her sisters are upset, her stepmother calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from revelations that she had a long-term sexual relationship with her father …

Conan O'Brien Bumps His Bean During Tonight Taping, Rushed to Hospital  —  The bigger they are, the harder they fall.  —  NBC will be airing a repeat of The Tonight Show Friday after Conan O'Brien fell during a skit being taped for tonight's episode and was taken by ambulance to the hospital, the network confirmed to E! News.

Evi Quaid Attacks Officer with Sign Language  —  Evi Quaid is using her fine-arts skills to attack the Presidio County Sheriff's deputy who arrested her — hand-painting a big, fat sign which accuses the officer of being a dirty, bribe-taking cop.  —  Evi painted the sign …

Pamela Anderson Flashes Her Aging Ass At Everyone  —  It's not really her ass that's so bad - it's the fact that her back looks like my grandpa's that makes the ol' stomach churn.  —  She's never been a fan of modesty, and Pamela Anderson showed off what the good doctor gave her at the A Muse runway show today (September 25).

Lamar Wants Prenup — But There's a Problem  —  TMZ has learned — although Lamar Odom thinks love conquers all — he decided to hedge his bets with a prenup.  But there's a big complication.  —  Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe.  The problem is ... they have to get married on Sunday …

Khloe Kardashian Rakes It In For Wedding Photo$  —  This is fame-whoring at it's best!  Nice work!  —  Khloe Kardashian and her soon-to-be husband Lamar Odom are said to be making bank on a deal made with a magazine vying for her wedding day shots.  The deal is for $300,000!!!  —  Damn!

EXCLUSIVE: Miley Cyrus Confirmed For Sex and the City  —  For weeks rumors have swirled that Miley Cyrus will have a role in “Sex and the City 2.”  —  Well, Gossip Cop has an answer.  —  Gossip Cop can confirm that in the current script, Cyrus has one scene, and in it she wears the same dress …

‘Star’ remake has legs  —  Will Fetters tapped to pen draft of script  —  NEW YORK — Warner Bros.' remake of “A Star Is Born” could finally be moving toward a due date.  —  The studio has hired up-and-coming writer Will Fetters to do a draft of the script with the aim of pushing the long-gestating project forward.

It's official: Vincent D'Onofrio to exit ‘Law & Order: CI’  —  USA Network is finally confirming what I first hinted at last week: Vincent D'Onofrio is exiting Law & Order: CI.  He'll say good-bye in the show's two-part season 9 premiere, at which time he'll pass the baton to co-star Jeff Goldblum.

Fashion Spotlight: Amber Rose  —  Think Kanye West is a fashion rebel?  Wait till you meet his head-turning girlfriend, Amber Rose.  Here, West styles his muse in the season's most body-conscious pieces  —  Stylistically, it's hard to pinpoint what it is exactly about Kanye West's muse …

The Gay Housewives of New York Are Real and They're Coming to Get You  —  We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise.  It's really going to happen.  This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!

Jon & Kate Ratings Continue to Drop  —  Here's another reason to support family values: Happy marriage = high ratings.  —  Jon takes the twins to Starbucks  —  Jon and Kate Gosselin, once the reality show poster couple for the all-American family, are in danger of succumbing to — gasp! — low ratings.

Do Community's Credits Contain an Inadvertent O.J. Simpson Reference?  —  After speeding through last week's pilot episode with a truncated opening credits sequence, the NBC comedy Community got to air the entire thing last night.  It was a cute ten seconds or so, with each cast member's name written …

Michael Jackson — I Could Have Touched Hitler  —  Michael Jackson truly believed that he could have charmed Hitler out of doing that thing he did back in the '40s, if only he could have had a sit-down conversation with the guy.  —  It's all according to a report from The Sun …