Michael Douglas Bashes in GQ  —  Michael Douglas shares his two cents on the Brad, Angelina and Jennifer Aniston Bermuda triangle as well as Hollywood marriages of ladies like Renee Zellweger and Julia Roberts.  NY Daily News reports more of the GQ article:

Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park'  —  NEW YORK - Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.  —  Hayes, who has played the ladies' man/school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement Monday that he feels a line has been crossed.

Kevin Federline threatens to take it all off  —  Plus: Is 'Brokeback Mountain' author a sore loser?  —  Don't worry about Kevin Federline's future.  If K-Fed's rap CD doesn't hit, he's got a fallback career: Britney's hubby says he'll become a stripper.  —  Blender mag asked Federline what he'll do if his upcoming album fails.

From Texas to Hollywood: Dallas returns  —  Staff and agencies  —  A film remake of Dallas, the 80s TV series that had millions of viewers glued to their TV screens, is in the pipeline.  The hit show, which starred Larry Hagman as the Stetson-wearing oil magnate JR Ewing …

Charlize Theron: Single Again  —  The Sun revealed today that Charlize Theron has split from long-time boyfriend, Stuart Townsend.  The couple, who were together for five years were having trouble dealing with their conflicting movie schedules, and have decided to part ways.

Katie Couric Replacement Game Heats Up  —  Stories are again heating up that after 15 years Katie Couric will be vacating her Today show perch, possibly to take up Dan Rather's former anchor seat in CBS Evening News.  —  Should she make such a leap, those in line as likely replacements …

Sean Connery Has Surgery for Kidney Tumor  —  Sean Connery underwent surgery for a kidney tumor a few weeks ago in New York and is now recovering at his home in the Bahamas, his spokesman said Sunday.  —  The former PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive and the screen's best-remembered James Bond, 75 …

Lindsay Lohan: Sex is Groovy  —  Lindsay Lohan knows how to get attention.  Last week she was talking about getting naked for an Oscar, and now she's saying that while she doesn't have as much sex as the tabloids claim, she does think it's "groovy," says the New York Daily News. … You see?

JESSICA REFUSES TO TALK TO NICK  —  Jessica Simpson has exploded over soon-to-be ex-husband Nick Lachey's womanizing — and she's vowed to never speak to him again, according to insiders.  —  Sources say the Dukes Of Hazzard hottie went ballistic after seeing photos of Nick out with a string …

Reeves Ignores Gay Rumours  —  Keanu Reeves is so philosophical about tabloid reports questioning his sexuality, he prefers to laugh rumours off rather than contact his lawyer.  —  Even the lies about his "marriage" to movie boss DAVID GEFFEN in 1995 couldn't rile the THE MATRIX actor …

Anna Kournikova Attracts The Hunks  —  I'm not sure when these pictures of Anna Kournikova in Italy were taken but I want to introduce you to the two ugliest guys with the two ugliest hairdos of all time.  I didn't know people actually go out like this.  I thought it was just a skit on SNL.

Belinda Carlisle Wants Jessica Alba  —  Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the once wildly popular all girl 80's band, The Go-Go's, is set to produce a feature film based on her life which she claims "will shock many".  Carlisle's issues with her fluctuating weight and drug addiction will provide …

CHLOE'S DESIGNS SELL OUT  —  March 13, 2006 — THE winner of "Project Runway," Chloe Dao, arrived home in Houston over the weekend to find out that all the clothes she designed before the reality series began are now out of stock, according to reports.  —  Chloe - the 34-year-old Vietnamese-American …

Stone's 'Basic Instinct'?  'Disturbing' nudity  —  Plus, aging Long Island Lolita to bare all in men's magazine  —  Sharon Stone is not only doing a full-frontal nude scene in "Basic Instinct 2" - she says she also insisted that the footage should be "disturbing," "threatening" and "brazen."

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss... For Real This Time  —  So, the last time I tried to get to the bottom of the whole "are they / aren't they" thing between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen, I got so many contradicting reports I nearly had an aneurism.

Flavor of Love: The End of an Era!  —  So last night was the Finale of Flavor of Love.  Overall, I give it a 6 out of 10 stars.  The episode before was made of such joy that it was hard to top.  The episode opened with the Flava Flav, Hoopz and New York jetting off to Mexico.

You oughta know  —  CollegeHumor uncovers what over-the-hill actor Dave Coulier (of Full House and The Surreal Life) has been up to.  A couple weeks ago they posted two shots of Dave partying with girls half his age...  But it gets even funnier when College Humor writer Will Hettinger interview's Dave …

What's That Smell?  —  It is so dreary, rainy and grey outside right now ... and I kinda love it.  I actually woke up to roaring thunder.  It's been a long time since we've had a thunderstorm around here.  I better enjoy it while I can ... the temps are supposed to soar into the high 60s and then drop again.