Sarah Jessica Parker Would Like a Few Words With Carrie Bradshaw  —  The Sex and the City star likes Victorian morality tales, frets about artistic purity, and laments the passing of Old New York.  So how did she become the poster girl for the New Manhattan?

Tidbits: Nicole torn between old life, motherhood  —  Plus: Star Jones' mother-in-law dishes divorce; the Wahlbergs' woes  —  Even though she recently gave birth to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie can't seem to say goodbye to her party-girl days.  —  Though she says life's been “beyond amazing” …

This Is Exactly Why I Love Brit Brit Spears  —  Only Brit Brit would board a private jet wearing stained booty shorts and wedge flip-flops.  The Walmart plastic bag is also a nice touch.  She probably bought beef jerky, pork rinds, Combos, Easy Cheese and Sour Patch Kids for the ride.

Blight of the cellulite: Topless Mischa Barton reveals her very dimpled thighs  —  Young starlet Mischa Barton appears to be fighting a losing battle with the dreaded cellulite.  —  The 22-year-old actress was seen enjoying a spot of topless sunbathing in Australia - revealing her very dimpled thighs …

Beyonce Shakes That Pregnant Jelly...  Beyonce made a guest appearance on the “Heart of the City” tour during Jay-z's set at the Gardens this past weekend.  Remember that wild rumor that Beyonce let Jay-z have it after he said “F*ck that” and made the DJ cut a “Crazy In Love” record during a show?

'Dark Knight's' Aaron Eckhart: Not just a pretty face  —  His appearance as Two-Face has been overshadowed.  That should end once the movie's out.  —  THE trailers for “The Dark Knight” have shown quite a bit of Heath Ledger's scabbier, surlier reinvention of the Joker …

Breaking Lenses  —  One turn of the head and Tori's fug face could break all those camera lenses.  Actually, she doesn't look that bad.  It took a few vodka snorts for me to type that.  Being knocked up is doing wonders for Tori's looks.  The huge bump distracts from the face that could kill bats.

FIRST LISTEN: ‘Summertime’ from New Kids on the Block  —  They've called their new single “Summertime” and the tune is, well, appropriately sunny.  The New Kids on the Block will officially release the synth-heavy anthem on May 13, but PEOPLE.com has a first taste.

Brad & Angelina's High-Flying Weekend  —  From left: Pax Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Zahara Jolie-Pitt in southern France  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took to the skies this weekend, whisking daughter Zahara off for a helicopter ride around France Saturday.

Dina Lohan: Mom of the Year?  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one in the family picking up awards.  —  Dina Lohan, the actress' mother, will be honored by Mingling Moms as one of Long Island's Top 20 Moms, the organization announced Monday.  —  For what, you ask?

Beyonce Joins Jay-Z Onstage At NYC Heart Of The City Show  —  B takes the stage after Jay jokingly disses ‘Crazy in Love.’  —  Jay-Z was voted the greatest MC of all time and Mary J. Blige is the greatest R&B singer of our generation, so when they call themselves “the Heart of the City,” …

Fergie's Got Ass  —  Most of you know me as a guy who is completely obsessed with boobs, but here's something you didn't know about me: I'm sucker for chicks in tight ass jeans as well.  Shocking isn't it?  So now you're probably wondering why I'm putting up these pictures of Fergie performing at Sunfest.

Reese Witherspoon teaches her kids to give with Avon work  —  WASHINGTON — Reese Witherspoon is all set for a low-key Mother's Day this weekend.  —  She'll be lunching with her mom, Betty Reese, and kids, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.  But as a paparazzi target, the Oscar winner knows she can't count …