Arnold's Love Child — Spitting Image  —  TMZ has obtained lots of information — as well as photos — of the boy Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered out of wedlock — and he looks shockingly like Arnold himself.  —  The mother — Mildred Patricia Baena (she goes by Patty) …

Kelsey Grammer Trying to Rip Custody From Camille  —  Kelsey Grammer has just filed legal papers to get sole physical custody of the two children he had with his ex-wife Camille Grammer ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kelsey's lawyer filed the legal docs today in L.A. County Superior Court.

Oprah Whips Out Giant Stage for Final Shows  —  More than 20,000 Oprah Winfrey fans are getting their first look at O's massive pimped out stage as they file into Chicago's United Center for the taping tonight of some of her last few shows.  —  The arena — usually home to the Chicago Bulls …

House Shocker: A ‘Disappointed’ Lisa Edelstein Calls It Quits  —  House fandom, brace for impact: Dr. Cuddy is checking out.  —  Lisa Edelstein — whose long-term contract expires this month — has opted not to return for the show's eighth and likely final season.

Cannes buzz: Leo & Blake  —  Leonardo DiCaprio appears to have already moved on from his split with Bar Refaeli — with “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively.  Just a week after we revealed that the star and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model were over, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around …

CANNES: Standing Ovation For Mel Gibson And ‘The Beaver’  —  Exclusive: Mel Gibson Finally Talks The Cannes Film Festival premiere of the Jodie Foster-directed The Beaver just ended, and I'm told that there was a 10-minute standing ovation for the film and its star, Mel Gibson.

Danielle Staub — I'm A STRIPPER Now  —  Now that she's no longer a “Real Housewife of NJ” ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.  —  TMZ has learned …

Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo  —  Because one just-turned-18 Disney star tweeting a provocative photo of herself deserves another, here's a topless Miley Cyrus getting a back tattoo in Venezuela that presumably will be just like her mom's angel wings, only classier.

EXCLUSIVE: KEANU REEVES PASSES ON AKIRA, NOW WHAT?  —  Strike Back below!  —  Earlier this month, Warner Bros., in yet another attempt to get an A-list star with international appeal to anchor the increasingly expensive AKIRA, began informal talks with Keanu Reeves about taking the lead role in the film.

Dianna Agron  —  Magical beautiful smart and talented and she likes glitter fights what more do you need to know?  True love is like glitter once it hits you there is no getting rid of it...  Click here to view the embedded video.  —  She is a trooper to say the least we did this after she worked an entire on set!

In Book, Sugar Ray Leonard Says Coach Sexually Abused Him  —  The opening segment of a forthcoming autobiography by Sugar Ray Leonard runs counter to the cunning style he used in winning boxing championships in five weight divisions more than a quarter-century ago.

Armie Hammer to play the Lone Ranger  —  ‘Social Network’ star will play opposite Johnny Depp's Tonto  —  When Johnny Depp was first cast as Tonto in Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer's bigscreen adaptation of “The Lone Ranger,” Armie Hammer was a relative unknown in Hollywood who was ready …

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Final Three Revealed As Another Pair Gets The Boot  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — After a dramatic semifinals round, “Dancing with the Stars” has named its final three.  —  Sadly, for early Season 12 frontrunners Ralph Macchio and professional partner Karina Smirnoff, they will not be part of that group.

The Situation SUES Dad — Stop Exploiting Me!!!  —  It's the lawsuit EVERYONE saw coming ... The Situation is suing his father over that horrible website his old man created in an effort to humiliate the MTV reality star ... and TMZ has obtained the docs.  —  According to the suit filed Monday …