Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff  —  His wife, Maria Shriver, moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year after the former governor acknowledged the child was his.  The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January.

Kelsey Grammer Trying to Rip Custody From Camille  —  Kelsey Grammer has just filed legal papers to get sole physical custody of the two children he had with his ex-wife Camille Grammer ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kelsey's lawyer filed the legal docs today in L.A. County Superior Court.

House Shocker: A ‘Disappointed’ Lisa Edelstein Calls It Quits  —  House fandom, brace for impact: Dr. Cuddy is checking out.  —  Lisa Edelstein — whose long-term contract expires this month — has opted not to return for the show's eighth and likely final season.

Danielle Staub — I'm A STRIPPER Now  —  Now that she's no longer a “Real Housewife of NJ” ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.  —  TMZ has learned …

CANNES: Standing Ovation For Mel Gibson And ‘The Beaver’  —  Exclusive: Mel Gibson Finally Talks The Cannes Film Festival premiere of the Jodie Foster-directed The Beaver just ended, and I'm told that there was a 10-minute standing ovation for the film and its star, Mel Gibson.

Cannes buzz: Leo & Blake  —  Leonardo DiCaprio appears to have already moved on from his split with Bar Refaeli — with “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively.  Just a week after we revealed that the star and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model were over, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around …

Oprah Whips Out Giant Stage for Final Shows  —  More than 20,000 Oprah Winfrey fans are getting their first look at O's massive pimped out stage as they file into Chicago's United Center for the taping tonight of some of her last few shows.  —  The arena — usually home to the Chicago Bulls …

Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo  —  Because one just-turned-18 Disney star tweeting a provocative photo of herself deserves another, here's a topless Miley Cyrus getting a back tattoo in Venezuela that presumably will be just like her mom's angel wings, only classier.

Here Comes the King  —  Out of the misty north there arrived in Hollywood a fair-haired stranger: Skarsgård the Younger, Alexander the Tall, son of Stellan the Comparatively Famous.  With his totally convincing American accent and eyes deep as a glacial fjord, he won over fans of HBO's True Blood.

The Situation SUES Dad — Stop Exploiting Me!!!  —  It's the lawsuit EVERYONE saw coming ... The Situation is suing his father over that horrible website his old man created in an effort to humiliate the MTV reality star ... and TMZ has obtained the docs.  —  According to the suit filed Monday …

Dianna Agron  —  Magical beautiful smart and talented and she likes glitter fights what more do you need to know?  True love is like glitter once it hits you there is no getting rid of it...  Click here to view the embedded video.  —  She is a trooper to say the least we did this after she worked an entire on set!

Disney taps Michelle Williams as Glinda in ‘Oz’  —  Casting completes the coven of three witches in Mouse House prequel  —  EXCLUSIVE—Michelle Williams is in talks with Disney for the role of Glinda, the good witch, in “Oz, the Great and Powerful.”  —  Casting now completes the coven …

Arnold's Santa Monica Office — Mystery Women?  —  Arnold Schwarzenegger had numerous, late night rendezvous with various women at his Santa Monica office building ... and some of the women were mysteriously carrying legal-sized manila envelopes ... sources who were present tell TMZ.