Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Comedy Central Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's Debut on ‘Men’  —  “You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while,” says Sheen.  “It's going to be epic.”  —  Charlie Sheen is coming back to TV.  —  our editor recommends

Tom Cruise — Eye of the Tiger  —  Tom Cruise celebrated his 49th birthday in Miami this weekend by temporarily turning into a Thundercat.  —  Cruise and his daughter Suri (not the little girl in the center of the photo) got their faces painted the day before Katie Holmes hosted …

Paris Hilton Intruder Strikes AGAIN ... in Malibu  —  Sheriff's deputies busted a guy outside Paris Hilton's Malibu Beach home — and turns out the suspect has already had multiple criminal run-ins with Paris.  —  Paris watched from her balcony as L.A. County Sheriff's deputies arrested James Rainford Monday.

Daniel Radcliffe Reveals His Alcohol Problem  —  Daniel Radcliffe tried to conjure his own magical powers with whiskey, the Harry Potter star admits - but the 21-year-old has been dry since last August.  —  “I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff,” Radcliffe, now starring in Broadway's …

Reeling ‘Housewife’  —  Forget catty co-stars — this “Real Housewife of New York City” says she's getting screwed by her wealthy ex-husband.  —  Sonja Morgan — the saucy blond socialite who spices up the Bravo network's Big Apple franchise — told The Post that her life has been “in limbo” …

EXCLUSIVE: CASEY ANTHONY TELLS PALS — I'M PREGNANT!  —  Photography by: Red Huber/Orlando Sentibel/Getty  —  As the jury deliberates her fate, accused murder mom CASEY ANTHONY say­s she's pregnant, The ENQUIRER has learned!  —  America's most infa­mous mom dropped that bombshell …

Schwarzenegger to Pay Out ‘Very Generous Divorce Settlement’  —  According to Radar Online, after Maria Shriver officially filed for divorce from estranged husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the ‘Terminator’ reportedly agreed to give his soon-to-be ex-wife a “very generous divorce settlement.”

Portrait of a Lady  —  Lady Gaga has just touched down in Los Angeles after a red-eye flight from New York City, following a meet-and-greet with fans at a Best Buy store—a crowded event that lasted until 2 a.m. The 25-year-old musician, who since the release of her debut studio album …

LEANN RIMES SHOWS OFF HER ‘CURVES’ OVER 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND  —  If her Twitter is any indication, LeAnn Rimes just had the best 4th of July ever!  —  The sexy country songstress spent her weekend planning a Malibu beach party, and Tweeting hot photos of herself, one with the caption …

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Celebrate a Family 4th  —  Ben Affleck, with daughter Violet, and Jennifer Garner, with Seraphina  —  This 4th of July, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner played the roles of a proud American family while enjoying a patriotic parade in their Pacific Palisades neighborhood.

Weston Cage's Apartment — Blood Everywhere  —  There was blood everywhere in the apartment where Weston Cage and Nikki Williams got into a battle royal early Sunday ... and the crib was trashed — sources familiar with the case tell TMZ.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Nic Cage's son …

Zac Efron spotted kissing bikini-clad Ashley Tisdale during beachside birthday celebration  —  Just friends?  —  Ashley Tisdale and longtime BFF Zac Efron looked like a heckuva lot more during a birthday beach outing in Malibu Saturday.  —  The two “High School Musical” …

Could Casey Anthony Judge, Belvin Perry, Be the Next Judge Judy?  —  Forget attorney, Jose Baez.  Forget Casey Anthony.  The real star of the never ending legal circus that dominated the holiday weekend is none other than Judge Belvin Perry, who, experts agree, could have a second career waiting for him as a television judge.