Kate Middleton Topless Photos in Closer Magazine — Royal Family FURIOUS, Threatening Legal Action  —  Threatening Legal Action  —  Kate Middleton is furious over the release of topless pics taken while on vacation with Prince William in France ... and now the Royal Family is threatening to sue someone's ass over it.

Amanda Bynes — Fender Bender While STILL Driving Illegally  —  FENDER BENDER  —  While Still Driving Illegally  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Amanda Bynes came one step closer to disaster Thursday night when she was driving around West Hollywood — on a suspended license — and got into an accident ... though, luckily, it was minor.

Bam Margera — Naked Chick Broke INTO MY HOUSE, Started Masturbating  —  NAKED CHICK  —  Broke Into My House & STARTED MASTURBATING!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  This might be the CRAZIEST THING that's ever happened to Bam Margera ... and that's saying a lot — the “Jackass” …

Ben Affleck Admits To Being Alone In A Car With Blake Lively While Filming ‘The Town’  —  In a new interview with Details to promote his upcoming film Argo that actually looks awesome, Ben Affleck starts talking about the craziness of the Good Will Hunting days and inadvertently shares …

Eva Longoria confirms she's dating Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez  —  The rumors were true: Eva Longoria is catching passes from Mark Sanchez.  —  While being interviewed on “Extra” Thursday, the “Desperate Housewives” star fielded questions from show host Mario Lopez about her rumored romance …

Dina Lohan — I Was NOT Drunk During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  I Was NOT Drunk  —  During ‘Dr. Phil’ Interview  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Dina Lohan tells TMZ ... she had NOT BEEN DRINKING before her interview with Dr. Phil ... and blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated.

Miley Cyrus: “Sometimes I Feel Like I Love Everyone More Than They Love Me”  —  Having a pity party, Miley Cyrus?  —  On September 13, the 19-year-old singer and actress shared a series of sad tweets with her nearly 9 million followers.  “Ever feel like you want just . . . something more?

Kate Hudson Flashes Six-Pack Abs in Glee Debut  —  Kate Hudson shook what her mama gave her on the fourth season premiere of Glee!  —  More than a year after she gave birth to son Bingham (with fiancee Matthew Bellamy, 34), the 33-year-old actress flashed her six-pack abs in a midriff-baring ensemble during the September 13 episode.

Cameron Diaz & Tom Cruise have always had torrid sexual energy, of course  —  Before I started writing this story, I glanced through some older photos of Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise from their 2010 publicity tour for Knight & Day.  I'm using some of the old photos too - don't these pics make you nostalgic for Cameron's old face?

Emma Watson Dances with Jimmy Fallon  —  Looks like Emma Watson is less of a wallflower than her new movie would have you believe.  —  During an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on Thursday, the actress, 22, shared footage of a dance rehearsal from her new movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower …

Live Like Carrie!  Sarah Jessica Parker's Village Townhouse Yours for $25 M.  —  Maybe sitting on a townhouse stoop turned out to be less fun for the real life Carrie than the one she plays on T.V.?  Especially when such trips were accompanied not by insights into love and life but the constant flash of paparazzi cameras.