Lindsay Lohan — Jail Scares The Crap Out of Me ... So I Picked Rehab  —  Jail Scares the Crap Out of Me ... So I Chose Rehab  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  It's not a promising sign ... but we've learned Lindsay Lohan did NOT accept the plea deal of 90 days in lockdown rehab because she wants …

RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL  —  Lil Wayne said ICU later to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood ... because TMZ has learned he was just released.  —  Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital — most of it in the Intensive Care Unit — after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures.

PICS: Bradley Cooper, 38, Dating Model Suki Waterhouse, 20  —  Bradley Cooper has found his spring fling!  Just months after calling it quits with Zoe Saldana, the Oscar-nominated Silver Linings Playbook star was spotted in Boston with his new girlfriend, model Suki Waterhouse, on Monday, March 18.

The Mars Expedition  —  Every clean cut, down-the-middle pop superstar has an alter ego hiding just out of sight.  In the case of Bruno Mars, we've gotten glimpses—this is a man, after all, who's already had one high profile drug-possession bust and whose latest global smash-hit single is all about a girl's vagina.

Alt-Folk Singer Michelle Shocked Goes On Homophobic Rant, Tells Audience “God Hates Fags”  —  Michelle Shocked, an alt-folk singer who had success in the 1980s and '90s, shocked audience members at Yoshi's in San Francisco Sunday night with a homophobic rant that wound up clearing out the club.

Justin Timberlake Confirms Second ‘20/20 Experience’ Album Coming  —  The singer revealed the news Monday night at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles.  —  Justin Timberlake  —  Get ready for a double dose of Justin Timberlake.  —  The singer confirmed that the second half of The 20/20 Experience …

FOX54 Anchor Jillian Pavlica Says “Yes”  —  Saturday night on the FOX54 Nine O'clock News, weekend anchor Jillian Pavlica was surprised with a ring from her boyfriend Vince.  —  Her producer, Dana Conley, simply told her before the segment there was breaking news.

Paramount Confirms ‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Sequel In Works  —  The news comes the same day the revisionist fairy tale starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton crossed $200 million at the global box office.  That's a significant milestone and key to the decision to go ahead with a sequel …

Gwyneth Paltrow's shilling a crazy diet she only adheres to a few weeks a year  —  Over the weekend, I wrote up a preview of Gwyneth Paltrow's April Self Magazine interview.  I hoped to have more excerpts to discuss, and bless them, they were finally released.

Jason Molina RIP  —  Monday, 10AM.  Not the time you expect to get a telephone call from an old friend.  But sadly, I'm accustomed to it.  Far too much.  —  Jason Molina, the songwriting force behind Songs:Ohia and Magnolia Electric Company died from a body that had been drowned in alcohol for years on end.

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle Split, Ignore Each Other at Trance Press Junket  —  Credit: Kris Connor/Getty Images; Dave M. Benett/Getty Images  —  Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle's May-December romance is over, Us Weekly has confirmed.  The actress, 33, and the Oscar-winning director …