Lindsay Lohan COPS PLEA DEAL — AVOIDS JAIL  —  COPS PLEA DEAL AVOIDS JAIL  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  Lindsay Lohan just copped an 11th hour plea deal and will spend 90 days in lockdown rehab ... the good news for her ... she's dodged the jail bullet.  —  After a lot of haggling in chambers …

RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL  —  Lil Wayne said ICU later to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood ... because TMZ has learned he was just released.  —  Wayne spent 6 days in the hospital — most of it in the Intensive Care Unit — after suffering what appears to be a drug OD that triggered a series of massive seizures.

Michelle Shocked Shocks in Anti-Gay Show Tirade  —  Michelle Shocked, known for living up to her surname, cleared out San Francisco club Yoshi's last night, and shut down the venue, after she went on an anti-gay tirade, which she summed up by saying, “You can go on Twitter and say ‘Michelle Shocked says God hates fags.’”

FOX54 Anchor Jillian Pavlica Says “Yes”  —  Saturday night on the FOX54 Nine O'clock News, weekend anchor Jillian Pavlica was surprised with a ring from her boyfriend Vince.  —  Her producer, Dana Conley, simply told her before the segment there was breaking news.

Julianne Hough — I'm Single, I'm HOT ... and I'm Ready to Mingle!  —  I'm Single, I'm HOT  —  ... and I'm Ready to Mingle!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Didn't take long for Julianne Hough to come down with a case of post break-up hotness ... 'cause Ryan Seacrest's ex-GF was SMOKIN' during a night …

Jason Molina RIP  —  Monday, 10AM.  Not the time you expect to get a telephone call from an old friend.  But sadly, I'm accustomed to it.  Far too much.  —  Jason Molina, the songwriting force behind Songs:Ohia and Magnolia Electric Company died from a body that had been drowned in alcohol for years on end.

Jessica Alba: My lifestyle tips are ‘much more grounded’ than Gwyneth Paltrow's  —  Did you know that there's a new celebrity lifestyle book on the market besides Gwyneth Paltrow's latest insufferable tome featuring guidelines on how to force your family to subsist upon a sumptuous, anti-bread/pasta/eggs/dairy diet?

Keyshia Cole Slams Beyonce's New Song “Bow Down/I Been On,” Calls Her “Self-Righteous”  —  Credit: Mark Davis/Getty Images; Charles Eshelman/FilmMagic  —  Don't you dare disturb the Bey Hive!  Keyshia Cole was hit with more than a few angry messages after she ventured to criticize Beyonce …

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle Split, Ignore Each Other at Trance Press Junket  —  Credit: Kris Connor/Getty Images; Dave M. Benett/Getty Images  —  Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle's May-December romance is over, Us Weekly has confirmed.  The actress, 33, and the Oscar-winning director …

Beyoncé Shows Off Her Fit & Fabulous Body in the April Issue of SHAPE!  —  Beyoncé is one of the most famous singers on Earth, but she's no diva.  In her candid interview with SHAPE magazine, the Houston native proves she's all heart, while still working her curves for the camera …

Sarah Silverman in Talks to Play Prostitute in Seth MacFarlane Western (Exclusive)  —  The ribald comic would join a cast that already includes Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Giovanni Ribisi.  —  Sarah Silverman is in negotiations to join the high-wattage cast …

Tom Cruise Eyeing ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’ With Guy Ritchie At Warner Bros  —  EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros may have finally found its The Man From U.N.C.L.E. I'm hearing that Tom Cruise is in early talks to star in the film that will be directed by Sherlock Holmes helmer Guy Ritchie.

Miley Cyrus Wears Tiny Bikini in Palm Springs Amid Liam Hemsworth Drama  —  Nothing a little time by the pool won't fix!  Miley Cyrus resurfaced about 100 miles outside of Los Angeles last Friday, March 22 for some much-needed R&R in Palm Springs, Calif. The 20-year-old So Undercover star …