‘I HIT IT FIRST’ LYRICS  —  Ray J wants Kanye West to know ... when it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kanye's getting sloppy seconds ... because he hit it first.  —  As you know, Ray J famously had his way with Kim in the epic sex tape, “Kim K Superstar.”  —  TMZ has obtained some of the hysterical lyrics …

Jenna Jameson Arrested For Battery  —  ARRESTED  —  For Battery  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Jenna Jameson's bday celebrations got off to a rocky start — the XXX star was arrested for battery Saturday night ... before her shindig even kicked off.  —  Law enforcement sources tells us …

Jessica Simpson Carries Daughter Maxwell, Rests Hand on Growing Baby Bump: Picture  —  Jessica Simpson has her hands full!  The second-time mom-to-be carried her 11-month-old daughter Maxwell while grabbing lunch with fiance Eric Johnson in L.A.'s Calabasas neighborhood on Saturday, April 6.

LINDSAY SPOOFS HERSELF IN SCARY MOVIE CLIP  —  Lindsay Lohan prides herself on “keeping a low profile,” as she says in this new Scary Movie 5 clip.  Between the hot mess that is Lilo and Charlie Sheen's hot messiness, we think this fifth installation of the hit franchise could be the biggest yet.

Kordell Stewart — Porsha Williams Parties All Night and Neglects My Son  —  Porsha Parties All Night  —  and Neglects My Son  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Porsha Williams likes to stay out partying ‘til the break o’ dawn, and then call police to get her into the house she shares …

Review: Kathy Griffin doesn't have jokes or a show  —  It was hard for me not to feel a certain measure of kinship with Kathy Griffin Friday night.  The comic dedicated a chunk of her standup act at the Taft Theatre to talking about the high school in suburban Chicago we both attended …

Jaime Pressly, Estella Warren Questioned by Police After Fight at Hollywood Hotspot Bootsy Bellows  —  Credit: Jonathan Leibson/FilmMagic; Paul Redmond/WireImage  —  What started out as a fun night ended with an ugly morning for two actresses in Hollywood.

Carrie Underwood: Live Sound of Music Won't Be a Remake  —  The hills are alive - once again!  —  Carrie Underwood is set to tackle the iconic role of Maria von Trapp in NBC's upcoming live production of The Sound of Music.  —  “It's a giant challenge, which I appreciate,” …

Kim Kardashian  —  BIO  —  The daughter of one of O.J. Simpson's head trial lawyers, Robert Kardashian, step-daughter to Olympian Bruce Jenner and step-sister to Hills star Brody Jenner, Kardashian first hit the scene as one of Paris Hilton's party pals.  —  Kardashian became known outside …

Well, that's a testimonial if ever there was one!  Perennial health nut Gwyneth Paltrow told reporters on Thursday, April 4 that adopting the Tracy Anderson Method has given her a completely different outlook on life — and a more shapely bum to boot!  —  Speaking to reporters at the opening …

Selena Gomez — SWATTED  —  The singer is the latest in a string of people to be victimized by someone calling 911 and falsely claiming there was violence occurring inside the celeb's house.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the caller claimed 4 black males entered the house and 2 shots …

Adam Lambert and Boyfriend Sauli Koskinen Split  —  Glam rocker and American Idol Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert announced in an interview with SFGN that he and his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen have split up.  —  Glam rocker and American Idol Season 8 runner up Adam Lambert announced in an interview …