The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read  —  There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate.  The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so f**king AWKWARD.”  The second is young ladies who are “so f**king BORING.”

Eddie Kaye Thomas — Knife-Wielding Chick Was ONE NIGHT STAND Gone Bad  —  EDDIE KAYE THOMAS  —  Knife-Wielding Chick Was  —  ONE NIGHT STAND GONE BAD  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Y'know what they say about stranger danger — the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the …

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce — Possible Settlement!!!  —  KIM K/KRIS HUMPHRIES DIVORCE  —  POSSIBLE SETTLEMENT!!!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.

Justin Theroux Is Always Hiding From Jennifer Aniston In Her Own House  —  Jennifer Aniston taped an episode of Ellen yesterday (that s**t airs today) and right after she farted on the fake rumor that a Friends reunion is happening next year, Ellen showed a clip of what happened when Jennifer Aniston tried to scare a ho.

Alexis Bledel Talks Wedding Planning With Vincent Kartheiser: See Her Huge Engagement Ring!  —  Alexis Bledel's red carpet wardrobe just got even better!  The 31-year-old actress attended the L.A. premiere of her TV movie, Remembering Sunday, on Wednesday, April 17 wearing her sizable …

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of a Rating War  —  One Wednesday last month, Ann Curry, camouflaged in a hat and trench coat, trudged into the art-deco lobby of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.  It had been nine months since she was pushed out as co-host of the “Today” show.

NeNe Leakes Gets Wedding Spinoff, I Dream of NeNe  —  Credit: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty Images  —  NeNe Leakes is unstoppable!  Like Bethenny Frankel and Kim Zolciak before her, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star and New Normal actress, 45, has landed her own Bravo reality spinoff series …

Kim Kardashian — Hairy Everywhere ... AGAIN  —  HAIRY EVERYWHERE ... AGAIN  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kim — the Armenian poster child for laser body hair removal …

Nick Lachey Tells Us What We've Already Known: Kim Kartrashian Has Always Been A Shameless Fame Whore  —  Long before Kim Kartrashian replaced whatever was left of her soul with Botox and filled her uterus with the Illuminati's chosen one, she dated Nick Lachey for a quick second.

Griner, top WNBA picks talk sexuality, sports … In a conversation with Sports Illustrated's Maggie Gray, future WNBA stars Skylar Diggins, Elena Delle Donne, and Brittney Griner discuss sports, sexuality and equality. … SI Video host Maggie Gray: “Another big topic in sports recently is sexuality, especially with the NFL.

Universal, Joel Silver To Remake John Hughes Comedy ‘Weird Science’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures and Silver Pictures will remake Weird Science, the 1985 ultimate nerd wish fulfillment comedy that was written and directed by John Hughes.  The film will be produced by Joel Silver, who made the original with Hughes at Universal.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Postponing Their Wedding: Source  —  Ah, young love ...  Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.  In fact, the couple have decided to postpone their wedding, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “They want to figure out their life together …

Lisa Rinna Close To Inking Deal To Join Cast Of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills  —  She could be moving from Melrose Place to Beverly Hills.  —  Days of Our Lives star Lisa Rinna is close to finalizing a deal to join the cast of Bravo's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a replacement for Adrienne Maloof …

Jaden Smith says aliens are real and that President Obama confirmed it for him  —  Jaden Smith, 14, is about to co-star with his dad, Will Smith, in a science fiction movie directed by M. Night Shamalan called After Earth.  It's out June 7th.  I just watched the trailer, and I was surprised at how good it looks.

Will Smith in ‘Focus’ for Warner Bros. (EXCLUSIVE) … Will Smith may have found his next project — he is in final talks to star in the Warner Bros. con artist pic “Focus.”  —  Kristen Stewart was attached to also star in the pic but when Smith became engaged in the project …