There Is No Sex Tape  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.  —  Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash.

Rosie Plays The Gay (Aiken) Card  —  If a guy who's- how do put this- gayish but not openly gay, covers your mouth on daytime TV and you later scold him for it, could that be considered homophobic?  According to Rosie O'Donnell, the answer is yes.  Today on The View, Rosie called Kelly Ripa …

Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe  —  Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet.  Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe.  The reason?  The size- Richie, 25, "wanted to surround herself …

Paris Hilton parties till she pukes - on stage  —  Singer Joshua Radin, 'Scrubs' cast in Vegas audience at time  —  To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that's not hot.  —  The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she "puked" on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.

Jessica & John's Secret Date  —  After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.  The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12.  —  "She didn't eat much," a witness says.  "She drank double vodka cranberries.

More Details on Tom & Katie's Honeymoon  —  The day after their wedding in Italy, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, with baby Suri in tow, hopped a private jet and traveled 4,500 miles to the Maldives, a remote archipelago of coral islands in the Indian Ocean.  —  "Mr. and Mrs. Cruise were smiling so much …

Richards apologizes for racial slurs  —  LOS ANGELES - He called two black hecklers the "n-word" and enthusiastically referenced a time when blacks were often victims of civil rights abuses, but Michael Richards said his verbal barrage during a stand-up routine was fueled by anger and not bigotry.

Eddie Murphy: Acting Eased Pain of Divorce  —  Eddie Murphy says working on the upcoming movie Dreamgirls helped him deal with the painful end of his 12-year marriage.  —  Speaking on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Monday, Murphy, 45, said he was grateful for the opportunity to get in character during …

Tommy Lee Joins the Clothing "Revolution"  —  Rocker Tommy Lee knew a good idea when he heard it from Danny Guez, the CEO of People's Liberation.  That edgy clothing company (think jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, etc.) first helped turn Justin Timberlake and his buddy Trace Ayala into a fashion force …

Sacha & Isla: Borat Star's Real-Life Love  —  "I love him," Wedding Crashers actress Isla Fisher gushes to Us Weekly of her fiancé, Borat's Sacha Baron Cohen.  —  "He always makes me laugh.  He's the funniest guy in the world!"  But when it comes to their upcoming nuptials …

Britney Divorce Gets Really Ugly  —  We ain't seen nuthin' yet in the divorce battle between Britney and K-Fed.  Sources say that K-Fed's strategy is simple - make Britney's life such a hassle it will be a bargain to pay him to permanently exit her life.  —  We're told he's given his lawyer …

Jax presents a problem at awards  —  Did Jon Bon Jovi snub Michael Jackson at last week's World Music Awards?  —  Insiders say Beyoncé had to present the King of Pop his Diamond Award when the Jersey rocker, who was also in London, "didn't want to share the stage with Jackson."

Video: 'Battle of the 9AM-10AM / 11AM-12PM ABC Network Stars'  —  Rosie said on "The View" today:  —  Prompting Kelly Ripa to quite heatedly reply:  —  [insert your own obligatory, cliched "meow" sounds]  —  It remains to be seen if there will be any further acknowledgment from any of the involved parties.

Cindy Crawford Doesn't Do Kiddie Porn  —  Cindy Crawford needs all the pervs to stop thinking their perv thoughts.  —  According to Starpulse: … More on the controversy, and more photos of Cindy Crawford from her Esquire magazine photo shoot, after the jump.  —  Written by J. Harvey