There Is No Sex Tape  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.  —  Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash.

Rosie Rips Kelly for "Homophobic" Remark  —  Rosie O'Donnell started a bitchfight with fellow morning-diva Kelly Ripa when she accused Ripa of making a "homophobic" remark.  —  The fracas started on "The View" when O'Donnell said that Ripa was "homophobic" for her scolding of Aiken …

Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe  —  Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet.  Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe.  The reason?  The size- Richie, 25, "wanted to surround herself …

Jessica & John's Secret Date  —  After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.  The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12.  —  "She didn't eat much," a witness says.  "She drank double vodka cranberries.

Paris Hilton parties till she pukes - on stage  —  Singer Joshua Radin, 'Scrubs' cast in Vegas audience at time  —  To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that's not hot.  —  The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she "puked" on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.

Audience Laughs at "Kramer," Seinfeld Pissed  —  In one of the most awkward moments in the history of late night television, a shamed Michael Richards appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman to apologize for his racist, hate-fueled rant.  It wasn't meant to be funny, but the audience laughed anyway.

Tommy Lee Joins the Clothing "Revolution"  —  Rocker Tommy Lee knew a good idea when he heard it from Danny Guez, the CEO of People's Liberation.  That edgy clothing company (think jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, etc.) first helped turn Justin Timberlake and his buddy Trace Ayala into a fashion force …

Beckham told to skip TomKat wedding  —  LONDON - Not even David Beckham can get a day off to attend a friend's wedding.  The soccer star-pop idol wanted to stay in Rome for an extra day to watch Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tie the knot, but Real Madrid didn't like that idea.

Sacha & Isla: Borat Star's Real-Life Love  —  "I love him," Wedding Crashers actress Isla Fisher gushes to Us Weekly of her fiancé, Borat's Sacha Baron Cohen.  —  "He always makes me laugh.  He's the funniest guy in the world!"  But when it comes to their upcoming nuptials …

Scarlett Johansson's Boobs Don't Need a Reason  —  I'm not going to waste time writing about some lame Scarlett Johansson gossip.  For other Scarlett news (and pictures), feel free to visit the Scarlett Johansson Archive.  —  In the meantime, I only have three words: Scarlett.  Johansson.  Boobs.

More Details on Tom & Katie's Honeymoon  —  The day after their wedding in Italy, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, with baby Suri in tow, hopped a private jet and traveled 4,500 miles to the Maldives, a remote archipelago of coral islands in the Indian Ocean.  —  "Mr. and Mrs. Cruise were smiling so much …

Jax presents a problem at awards  —  Did Jon Bon Jovi snub Michael Jackson at last week's World Music Awards?  —  Insiders say Beyoncé had to present the King of Pop his Diamond Award when the Jersey rocker, who was also in London, "didn't want to share the stage with Jackson."

Wentworth Miller Gets Disconnected  —  Check out 60+ screencaps from last night's episode ("Disconnect") of Prison Break!  I literally start out with 10,000+ screencaps for each episode and whittle it down to the best 50+ caps each week, so know that you're getting the best!

ComingHome  —  Well now ... who would have guessed that Kevin Federline actually had any work ethic to speak of?  It's becoming evident that K-Fed actually does know how to work and is pretty much doing any job that comes his way in order to make whatever money he can since having …

Lindsay Lohan Needs a Bus Pass  —  Just two weeks after her last wreck, Lindsay Lohan was involved in another car accident in London over the weekend. … At this point, Lindsay either needs a jet pack or a camel to get around, because this is her fourth car accident in 18 months.

Britney Divorce Gets Really Ugly  —  We ain't seen nuthin' yet in the divorce battle between Britney and K-Fed.  Sources say that K-Fed's strategy is simple - make Britney's life such a hassle it will be a bargain to pay him to permanently exit her life.  —  We're told he's given his lawyer …