Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Engaged  —  Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  "Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively.  "The couple have never been happier."  —  Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker …

Anna Nicole Homeless  —  Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.  —  The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she has been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.

Nicole Richie's Road to Recovery  —  It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, but friends are noticing a difference, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  "She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress.

Perez Hilton Sued For $7.5 Million  —  A Hollywood photo agency is suing snarky gossip blogger Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira, for copyright infringement.  The agency claims Perez used their images on his website "without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law."

Britney's crotch shots take Web by storm  —  NEW YORK - Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.  —  Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago …

Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa Divorce Finalized  —  Actress Selma Blair and actor Ahmet Zappa are officially divorced after two years of marriage.  —  After dating for six months, the couple married on January 24, 2004, in a traditional Jewish ceremony at the Beverly Hills mansion of actress Carrie Fisher.

'Numb3rs' honored at Family TV Awards  —  BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - The CBS crime drama "Numb3rs" and CW network comedy "Everybody Hates Chris" took top honors Wednesday at the eighth annual Family Television Awards.  —  "Dancing with the Stars" took reality show honors and "Ugly Betty" won the new series award.

Britney's first husband to write tell-all book  —  The guy with the big ears who married Britney Spears in Vegas who would have made a much more suitable companion than K-Fed is speaking out - uh, again.  —  Britney supposedly called him last week to thank him for a positive interview he gave after her divorce became public.

50 Cent: Oprah Has Become White  —  Oprah Winfrey isn't showing her true color, according to 50 Cent.  —  Page Six has obtained in the January issue of Elle, in which the 31-year-old rapper says the 52-year-old talk show host "started out with black women's views but has been catering …

Mercy for Danny, Drawers for Brit on "The View"  —  Oh yeah, he was wasted all right.  —  So said Joy Behar of Danny DeVito this morning on "The View," referring to his wacky, limoncello-lubricated appearance on Wednesday's show.  "He was drunk as a skunk," exclaimed Joy, though the ladies all agreed that it was in good fun.

Own Jessica Alba's bra  —  A "Black Sexy Top" worn by Jessica Alba in the film Sin City is up for sale on eBay!  They call it a top, we call it a strapless bra.  Whatever, it held Jessica Alba's naked boobs and could be the perfect holiday gift for your girlfriend...  Jessica makes Mathew Broderick question his sexuality

Grease Is The Word  —  Okay ... so here's the good news ... Britney Spears has gone at least 24 hours with out exposing her genitals to the public at large.  Homegirl was spotted doing a little shopping at her friendly neighborhood CVS in Malibu, CA and — thank the all the gods — decided to wear a pair of blue jeans:

Ed Burns: Fatherhood Is the 'Best Thing Ever'  —  Ed Burns made his name as one of the brothers in The Brother McMullen.  Now, the role of father suits him best.  —  "Love it.  It's the best thing ever," the 38-year-old Holiday star tells PEOPLE.com of fatherhood.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' Divorce Finalized  —  Denise Richards, 35, and Charlie Sheen, 41, are officially single.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie Steinberg approved the dissolution of marriage on November 17.  The couple will share joint visitation rights of their two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1.

Britney Take Note: P!nk's Privates Private  —  P!nk could coach the current crop of crotch shot pop tarts.  —  She had her class (and her panties) on yesterday when a crafty photog snuck an up-the-skirt shot of the singer as she left a dinner at the Ivy in London.  —  This is one bit of P!nk that won't be flashed.

Lindsay Lohan Is An Alcoholic?  No Way!  —  Hollywood party girl Lindsay Lohan is receiving alcohol counseling in a bid to stay sober, according to reports.  The star was recently snapped sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous badge, and sources claim she visited a group therapy session …

Paris Hearts Stavros 4-Ever!  —  Paris was spray-tanned, glittered, and pushed-up (check out that cleave!) last night for a late-night rendez-vous at the Grove with Stavros (she met up with him after saying goodbye to Nicole).  I dunno about you, but in the 8th grade, wearing a boy's picture …

I am - Kim Kardashian's Big Boobs of the Day....  I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches.  He knows I am a hurtbag.  I got pretty f**king annoyed because they didn't have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they'll always get second best.