Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Engaged  —  Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  "Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively.  "The couple have never been happier."  —  Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker …

Britney Gets "Greasy"  —  With Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney Spears settled for a D-list sidekick last night.  —  TMZ spotted the pop star-turned-trainwreck at the Roosevelt Hotel last night, and while she finally kept her goodies to herself, she had a posse even more pathetic than her recent late-night peep shows.

50 CENT'S WORTH  —  OPRAH Winfrey is really an Oreo - black on the outside but white on the inside, according to 50 Cent.  In the January issue of Elle, the rapper says Winfrey "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself.

LINDSAY'S NEW HANGOUT: AA  —  LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety.  After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough.  A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 …

Nicole Richie's Road to Recovery  —  It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, but friends are noticing a difference, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  "She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress.

Barbara Walters: DeVito Welcome Back on View  —  Barbara Walters says Danny DeVito is welcome on The View after appearing to be intoxicated Wednesday on the talk show.  —  "We love him, we'll have him on again," the co-host and co-creator said on the chatfest Thursday morning, taking the actor's disheveled appearance in stride.

'Beautiful Brit likes other girls'  —  HIS claim to fame is being married to BRITNEY SPEARS for less than three days.  —  But JASON ALEXANDER, childhood sweetheart and first husband of the once squeaky-clean pop princess, knows her inside out.  —  And for the first time …

Grease Is The Word  —  Okay ... so here's the good news ... Britney Spears has gone at least 24 hours with out exposing her genitals to the public at large.  Homegirl was spotted doing a little shopping at her friendly neighborhood CVS in Malibu, CA and — thank the all the gods — decided to wear a pair of blue jeans:

SUGE CALLS SNOOP A CRYBABY  —  SUGE Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, has an explanation for how his archenemy Snoop Dogg keeps avoiding jail, despite his numerous arrests for drugs and gun possession.  —  "Snoop is a rat.  He's a police informer.  This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what.

"A New Day" Will Have To Wait Until Another Day  —  Celebrities get sick too, just like the rest of us normal people.  Not all of them are magic.  The Showbuzz reports: … Ailing Celine Dion Cancels Shows [The ShowBuzz]

Make Room on the Mothership  —  ContactMusic reports that Jenny's gonna cleanse herself of body thetans to make room for the baby.

Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa Divorce  —  Selma Blair's divorce from actor-rocker Ahmet Zappa has been finalized, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  Although they have a confidential settlement agreement, both parties have agreed to waive spousal support, the filings say.

Mel Gibson: I Feel Bad for Michael Richards  —  Mel Gibson feels Michael Richards's pain.  —  "I feel really badly for the guy.  He was obviously in a state of stress," Gibson tells Entertainment Weekly for its Dec. 8 issue, referring to the former Seinfeld star's racial outburst.

COVER STORY: Is Prince William Ready to Wed?  —  The top sport in England these days isn't football or polo - it's guessing when Prince William will finally get engaged to his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton and start the countdown to what would be the wedding of the century.

Christina Aguilera staggers back into spotlight  —  Plus, Mel Gibson's 'Apocalypto' scoring high on the gore meter  —  Is Christina Aguilera drinking herself back into the spotlight?  —  The "Dirrty" singer has been relatively quiet lately, while her former rival Britney Spears …

Ashton's Beauty and the Geek is Back  —  Looks like Ashton's show Beauty and the Geek has survived the WB/UPN merger, the CW.  The network is bringing back the reality show in the new year!  Ashton and his partner from Punk'd, Jason Goldberg, have created a goofy yet entertaining show pairing …