Jennifer Garner Says 'Calm Down,' She's Not Pregnant  —  Jennifer Garner - whose daughter with husband Ben Affleck, Violet, turned 1 on Friday - has only recently been working to get back to her pre-pregnancy action-star form.  —  "I'm in the worst shape ever," the size 6-8 ("definitely more an 8" …

Clooney Had 'Brutal Night' Drinking with DeVito  —  In the latest update on Danny DeVito and George Clooney's carousing night out earlier this week - which resulted in DeVito's sloshed appearance on Wednesday's edition of The View - Clooney says when he woke up the next morning he was still reeling from their "brutal night" before.

Will Ferrell vs. Lindsay Lohan: It's on, bitches  —  Lindsay loved the Lakers.  You know she was making eyes at Kobe all night.  —  Despite reporting yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is getting her AA on, Page Six is now recounting some gossip about the starlet from the other night's GQ party:

Richards, offended club guests to meet  —  LOS ANGELES - Michael Richards will apologize in person to the four black men he targeted in a tirade of racial slurs during a recent comedy club performance.  —  A retired judge will mediate the meeting and determine whether he should take any other action …

Britney Goes House Hunting  —  Brit's looking for a new abode and you'll never guess where she's looking? — practically next door to her favorite nighttime spot, Hyde!  Britney was escorted by Larry Rudolf her former and maybe on-again manager and she brought along baby Sean.

How Much Did She Get Paid For This?!  —  We caught Paris, looking rather mod, on her way to a gig at the innaugural Arby's Action Sports Awards presented by FUEL TV in Burbank?!?  How many digits on that paycheck?  —  While waiting outside Paris' gate, we had a Brandon Davis sighting.

I am - Random Message to Paris Hilton of the Day  —  I had a friend who once told me a story of a woman who emailed him thinking he was someone else with the same name.  She was asking him if he was going to a mutual friend's wedding innocently and my friend went along with it.

Say No to Flannel  —  Pop Sugar has a vague item about Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson MAYBE being broken up.  But who cares, that show's tired.  I'm more concerned with the re-mergence of flannel.  Check the shirt.  Seriously.  I was at both the Gap and Urban Outfitters last night and since …

Christina is not Drunk, Just Tired  —  We all heard about Christina's drunken night this week and saw her getting carried via piggy back out of a club in London at 5 am.  Well, now we get a few details from the crazy night.  Apparently she racked up a $3800 bill at the Kaberet Prophecy club.

Madonna's Keeping Her Baby  —  A Malawi court has ruled that David Banda (Madonna's newly adopted baby boy) can stay with his new family, however, the family environment will be under supervision by a Malawi official for eighteen months, to ensure that that they are indeed fit to have him.

Tom & Katie: 'Great Honeymoon!'  —  Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and baby Suri are back safe and sound from their honeymoon in Maldives.  They were spotted departing from Male International Airport via Tom's private Gulf Stream jet.  Looks like they had a fun, relaxing time spending time together as a family!

Cheesy Lawsuit Against O  —  This class action lawsuit against O Magazine is a cheap attempt to use Oprah to grab some publicity.  —  True enough, TMZ broke the story that a disgruntled subscriber has sued the mag and Hearst Publications, claiming she was double billed for her magazines …

Nicole Kidman is Paid  —  Nicole Kidman was Hollywood's highest paid actress this year with a reported price of $17 million per film, with her largest payday coming from 2007's The Invasion.  This is the first time in four years that Julia Roberts has not topped the list.  The top 10 are as follows:

Kate Taking a Little Stroll  —  Kate recently said she's thinking about leaving Hollywood and heading back to the UK.  We're happy to see hasn't made that move yet.  Kate is currently working on the film Vacancy with Luke Wilson, but looks like she found some time to take a break and get in a little holiday shopping.

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"Borat" Screws Real Kazakh TV Crew  —  Here's a situation: A reporter from Kazakhstan goes to Ohio and says he's covering the elections and making a documentary for his home country.  One of the guys on the crew is named "Bolat."  Needless to say, they weren't exactly welcomed with open arms.

BRIT'S PANTS FOUND  —  The world's been crying out for a new detective.  —  We're a bit hero-less at the mo - what with Inspector Gadget being something of a hazard and Lieutenant Columbo in retirement somewhere with Mrs Columbo...  Anyway, this man thinks he's up for the job after finding Britney Spears' knick-knocks.

FEDERLINE PLANS REALITY SHOW WITH 'HOUSE OF CARTERS' PRODUCER  —  Britney Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline is looking to extend his 15 minutes of fame with a new reality TV show.  —  The dancer-turned-rapper, 28, is in negotiations to develop his own reality series with Kenneth Crear …