BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

Clooney Had 'Brutal Night' Drinking with DeVito  —  In the latest update on Danny DeVito and George Clooney's carousing night out earlier this week - which resulted in DeVito's sloshed appearance on Wednesday's edition of The View - Clooney says when he woke up the next morning he was still reeling from their "brutal night" before.

Madonna's Keeping Her Baby  —  A Malawi court has ruled that David Banda (Madonna's newly adopted baby boy) can stay with his new family, however, the family environment will be under supervision by a Malawi official for eighteen months, to ensure that that they are indeed fit to have him.

Marcia's Twin Miracles  —  Marcia is pregnant with twins and showed off her quickly growing belly yesterday at the Modern Mom Mingle which benefits the Children's Health Environmental Coalition.  The 44-year-old newlywed says she feels so blessed to be pregnant for the first time with twins at her age.

Say No to Flannel  —  Pop Sugar has a vague item about Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson MAYBE being broken up.  But who cares, that show's tired.  I'm more concerned with the re-mergence of flannel.  Check the shirt.  Seriously.  I was at both the Gap and Urban Outfitters last night and since …

Fergie Doesn't Get Her Beauty Sleep  —  There's a reason doctors say we need a good eight hours of sleep every night, but not according to Fergie we don't.  Fergie - real name Stacy Ferguson - says she's got enough adrenaline to keep her up all night, while barely catching an hour's worth of sleep.

Richards, offended club guests to meet  —  LOS ANGELES - Michael Richards will apologize in person to the four black men he targeted in a tirade of racial slurs during a recent comedy club performance.  —  A retired judge will mediate the meeting and determine whether he should take any other action …

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Green party  —  Despite budget cuts, a select group of actresses continues to bring in the big bucks.  —  It was just a few short years back when Julia Roberts reigned supreme as the only femme thespian in Tinseltown to take home $20 million per project.  Other actresses angled to join …

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Britney Parties With Justin  —  TMZ's crew and veteran cameraman Josh Levine were all over Hollywood last night, doing what they do best; catching all the action!  —  We started the night at Hollywood hotspot Area, where the girls were at it again.  New BFFs Britney, Paris and Lindsay …

Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Celebrity Legs?!!!  Gimme A Break  —  Victoria Beckham has the WORST celebrity legs, a poll reveals.  The former Spice Girl tops a list of shame that also includes Madonna, size zero IT girl Nicole Richie and Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud.

David LaChappelle Calls Madonna "Nasty"  —  David LaChappelle nixed a job he was set to do, directing Madonna's music video for her single, "Hung Up," when he started to really reflect on what exactly such a job would entail. … LACHAPELLE REFUSES TO WORK WITH 'NASTY' MADONNA [ContactMusic.com]

Brazil Is For Lovers Carvers  —  Before we get into any of the fun today I want to take a moment to pause and reflect on the fact that today is World AIDS Day:  —  Head on over to the official website of World AIDS Day to learn how you can help stop the spread of HIV and bring an end to prejudice.

Britney's Paid Posse  —  The boys on Britney's payroll were her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.  —  A pair of Brit's backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the gum-cracking star into Area nightclub, where they met up with the rest of the unholy triumvirate; Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Posh's SexyBack at the Bambis  —  Victoria went Geisha gold at the 58th annual Bambi Awards in Stuttgart Germany last night.  The event is considered one of Germany's most prestigious awards show recognizing those in film, TV, music and print.  Posh went without David but that was not news compared to her concerns with images.