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3:15 PM ET, March 19, 2007


 Top News:
Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes!  —  TMZ has exclusively obtained the first brutal image of KISS Army Commander, Gene Simmons, minutes after doctors surgically altered his face.  Hotter than hell!  —  As you may remember from the season finale of Gene's hit A&E reality series, "Family Jewels …
Discussion: stereogum
Michael K / Dlisted:
It's Too Early For This!!!!  —  First I posted Paris Hilton with dick and now this crap?  This Monday is not starting off on a good note.  TMZ has a picture of Gene Simmons minutes after a facelift.  The picture is from the second season premiere of "Family Jewels" on A&E where Gene and his girlfriend Shannon Tweed got pulled.
Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.  —  Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.... Uma Thurman and her hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs have ended their three-year romance, less than a week after tabloid reports in the US had the couple planning a summer (07) wedding.  —  The couple began dating in 2003, but have split up twice.
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Uma Didn't Like Our Story About How She Might Be Getting Married …
Discussion: POPSUGAR and Crazy Days and Nights
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Queen of Pop?  Jacko acts like diva  —  Robert Duvall admits to Details magazine that he's 'shooting blanks'  —  Just call him Ms. Jackson.  —  Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman.
Discussion: and celebrity terrorist
Wayne Ford / A Socialite's Life:   Ms. Jackson If You're Nasty Or Checking Into A Hotel
New York Post:
PIMPLE MY RIDE  —  A TAXI driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who's been dating Naomi Campbell, and "a tall blond woman.  He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!'
Daily Mail:
Naomi's boots are made for working  —  VIDEO: Naomi Campbell refused to compromise on style as she arrived for day one of her community service in New York today.  —  The 36-year-old supermodel, who was advised to wear sensible footwear at the Manhattan garage she will clean for the next five days …
Naomi Campbell Gets Her Hands Dirty
Discussion: The Evil Beet and THE RAD REPORT
Shaheem Reid / MTV:
T.I. Taking On T.I.P. With Help From Eminem, Justin Timberlake  —  Lil Wayne, Akon, R. Kelly, Timbaland also working on rapper's dual-personality LP.  —  When T.I. releases his T.I. vs T.I.P. album — now slated for July — it won't just be a one-on-one face off of Clifford Harris' two musical personas.
The Sun:
Rocker Johnny is Dun-struck  —  RAZORLIGHT star JOHNNY BORRELL has pulled Hollywood beauty KIRSTEN DUNST, I can exclusively reveal.  —  The indie singer has spent the last week working his charms on the stunning actress after she showed up at Razorlight's gig in LA last Friday.
Discussion: Felt Up, Dlisted and Bricks and Stones
Abby / Yeeeah!:   Kirsten Dunst Will Take Your Breath Away
Kimberly asks, do ya think I'm sexy  —  Kimberly Stewart's sexy pole dancing guaranteed that she was the centre of attention at a hip Miami Club.  —  The singleton, who was paid to make a guest appearance at Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach, made sure all eyes and camera lenses were on her when she showed-off her pole-dancing moves.
Discussion: Dlisted and The Blemish
Michael K / Dlisted:
Paris Hilton Holding Cee-Lo's Dick?!?  —  It is way too early for this, but MediaTakeOut is reporting that this is an authentic photograph of Paris Hilton on her knees (her favorite position) and holding Cee-Lo's dick!  Why Cee-Lo why?!  In case you don't know this fool, he's a part of Gnarls Barkley.
Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  A bidding war has broken out over ANNA NICOLE SMITH's diaries, in which she talks about a pregnancy scare in the early 1990s, her drug use and her love for late husband J HOWARD MARSHALL.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip
New York Post:
CAMPING IT UP  —  ON the fourth season of "The Simple Life," former anorexic Nicole Richie will take on the role of a camp counselor - at a fat camp.  The E! series isn't calling it a "fat camp" - reps for the show say it's a "wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise."
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip and VH1 Blog
Paris and Nicole's Reality Show ... Take Two?
Discussion: The Superficial
Fergie Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  It amazes me that some people are still dumb enough to use tanning creams.  I thought it would be a fad but I guess I was wrong.  Who would have thought that orange would be such a popular skin color?  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought …
Discussion: MollyGood
Beckhams priced out of home  —  Victoria and David Beckham's dream US home is too expensive.  —  The couple - who are moving Stateside this summer after soccer star David signed a deal reputedly worth £128 million with the Los Angeles Galaxy - were convinced they had found the perfect property …
Discussion: Dlisted and Gone Hollywood
FBI: 'monroe Was Tricked Into Suicide'.  —  FBI: 'monroe Was Tricked Into Suicide'.  —  A secret FBI report on the death of Marilyn Monroe alleges the tragic star was tricked into killing herself by her associates - including former US attorney general, Robert Kennedy.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Producer says Christina Aguilera slept around, ended up w/ his assistant Jordan  —  Atlanta producer Dallas Austin made headlines last year when he spent over a month in a Dubai prison after being caught at the airport with just over a gram of cocaine by authorities.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Mandy Moore is (Insert Haute Couture Pun Here)  —  I admit, I'm a big fan of puns.  There's something about crap humour that I really appreciate, but the Haute Couture puns in this Mandy Moore photoshoot from Vanity Fair is a bit much.  I mean, it's Vanity Fair, you'd think they could be a bit more creative.
Watson 'will finish' Potter films  —  Actress Emma Watson is likely to return as Hermione in the last two Harry Potter movies despite reports she may quit, producers Warner Bros have said.  —  "We're extremely confident that Emma will be back for films six and seven," a spokesperson for the Hollywood studio told CBBC's Newsround.
New York Post:
Taubman: I Was A Scapegoat  —  FORMER Sotheby's owner Alfred Taubman was the innocent victim of overzealous prosecutors who cut deals with the guilty parties to make him a scapegoat, he charges in his upcoming autobiography.  —  In "Threshold Resistance," due next month from HarperCollins …
Discussion: Daily Blabber
Monique Jessen /
Hilary Duff: I Felt Pressure to Lose Weight  —  When Hilary Duff lost a noticeable amount of weight two years ago, she chalked it up to healthier eating habits.  —  But now, the singer-actress, 19, admits she felt pressure from the media to get thin.  —  "I did get skinny," she tells Britain's Mail on Sunday.
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