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5:05 PM ET, April 9, 2007


 Top News:
Cop: Wahler Called Me "Nig**r," "Fag**t"  —  Jason Wahler spewed a barrage of racist and offensive slurs during his arrest in Washington state this weekend, allegedly calling a police officer a "nig**r, fag**t, and poor f**k," this according to the police report.
"Laguna Beach" Star Arrested — Again!  —  TMZ has learned that "Laguna Beach" bad boy Jason Wahler was arrested over the weekend — for the fourth time in nine months!  —  Wahler was picked up by the Seattle Police Department just after 2:00 AM for criminal trespassing and assault.
New York Post:
JENNA LOSING WEIGHT AND FANS  —  PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.  —  Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening …
A Socialite's Life:   Jenna Jameson Disappearing In Front Of Her Fans
Michael K / Dlisted:
Paris Isn't Laughing  —  Paris Hilton's lawyers weren't happy with a drawing that the brilliant 14 of Gallery of the Absurd made.  The brilliant piece of art featured Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in a spoofed version of The Simple Life poster.  —  As Page Six reported this morning …
New York Post:
PARIS' MOUTHPIECE GOOFS UP  —  PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers.  Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.
Clemmie Moodie / Daily Mail:
Charlotte takes a break (from late nights and cocktails)  —  Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  —  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Thar She Blows!  —  First off, let me say that Charlotte Church is four months knocked up.  Ok, yes she looks 10-months knocked up, but she's still hot.  Sources say that Charlotte has been on her best behavior since getting pregnant.  She's stopped smoking hasn't touched a drop of booze.
Pete Norman /
Avril Lavigne Buys 10-Bathroom Mansion  —  Rocker Avril Lavigne is the new owner of a Los Angeles mansion that comes with more than 10 bathrooms.  —  The singer, 22, and her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, 27, bought the Bel-Air home for about $9.5 million, the Los Angeles Times reports.
New York Post:
HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.
Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.  —  Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.... Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is making sure his new-born twins are the queens of bling by buying up all manner of "cute" kiddie diamond accessories.  —  The flamboyant star's kids …
Discussion: Hip & Pop and Gossip Rocks Forum
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Another failed romance for Britney Spears  —  Naomi Campbell and '300' star Gerard Butler reportedly a couple  —  Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed.  This one, however, didn't go the distance.  —  "Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," …
Zen Pap / Your Number 1 Source …:
Jordan Busts Out In Beverly Hills  —  Jordan, aka Katie Price, who is basically the U.K. version of Pamela Anderson, shops in Beverly Hills with her husband pop singer Peter Andre.  Katie is pregnant with the couples first child but her baby bump is almost indistinguishable from her massive breasts!
X17 Online:   Jordan and Peter Engage in Some PDA in LA
Mike Baron / The Post Chronicle:
American Idol Sanjaya Offer Sweetened: Cash, Commercial & KFC Bowls  —  American Idol and Sanjaya Malakar are all the rage.  Sanjaya Malakar has turned heads not only with his notable performances on American Idol, but also his cutting edge haircuts.  —  KFC President Gregg Dedrick penned …
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed
Halle Berry Upset Over Suicide Story  —  Halle Berry has blasted US publication Parade for "regurgitating" a 10-year-old story about her suicide attempt - because she's having to talk about her darkest moment all over again.  —  The sexy Oscar winner has rarely spoken about the time she started …
New York Post:
SCARLET SMOOCH  —  IF you think your first kiss was bad, Kurt Russell can top you - and he still has the scar to prove it.  The "Grindhouse" star tells the May issue of Men's Journal: "I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend.
Richard Price / Daily Mail:
Madonna and Guy: A portrait of a marriage  —  She's dominant, distant, almost manly.  He's adoringly subservient.  So does this new, far from flattering pictuer of Madonna and Guy paint them in a more accurate light than they care to admit?  —  For a woman who is notoriously sensitive …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Alba in Her Underwear is Enough Reason to See Good Luck Chuck  —  As far as acting ability goes, Jessica Alba leaves a lot to be desired, like acting ability for one.  As far as being super hot goes, there is very little left wanting when it comes to Jessica Alba.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law Fight  —  Ex lovers Jude Law and Sienna Miller at war again.  —  The pair, who split over six months ago are said to be trading insults between mutual friends.  —  The split between the pair came after Jude, who was caught cheating on Sienna …
Discussion: Haute Gossip
Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
Shape Magazine Airbrushed Kelly Ripa's Outie Off  —  WHAT is going on with this world?  Kelly Ripa announced on Live with Regis and Kelly that Shape magazine airbrushed her outie belly button off her body for her recent cover.  She was upset about the situation but isn't complaining …
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