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11:05 PM ET, April 17, 2007


 Top News: 
When John Mayer Goes Away, Jessica Simpson's Boobs Come Out To Play  —  Well the title pretty much says it all!  I'm not a fan of John Mayer.  I don't like his music, his looks, or his personality!  But I do like his girlfriend Jessica Simpson's breasts!  Ever since they've been together …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip... Almost  —  Well, if that isn't the closest we've come to a Jessica Simpson nipple slip, I don't know what is.  You can clearly see a large part of Jessica Simpson large areola peering out from under her very low cut top.  —  I guess it makes sense …
Discussion: Sawf News
X17 Online:
John Mayer's Got Some Competition  —  • You Sexy B*tch!  —  Looks like those days of Jessica Simpson having trouble finding a man are a thing of the past - in addition to her steady boyfriend John Mayer, these days she's attracting the male gaze even when she's just walking down the street!
Hey Look, Jessica Simpson's Hair Looks Great!
Discussion: gigglesugar
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Elvis, Marilyn Monroe ... John Travolta?  —  Plus, Lindsay Lohan reportedly more than friends with new BFF  —  John Travolta doesn't suffer from lack of ego.  The "Wild Hogs" star recently boasted that he was as big a star as Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe — but didn't suffer the same fate …
Phineas G. / Agent Bedhead:
john travolta thinks he's a sixy bitch...  ... and I think I might be falling for him.  Who wouldn't fall for somebody with the sex appeal of Elvis and Marilyn [Manson] Monroe? … I wonder if he dances to "Stayin' Alive" in the shower whilst practicing his "Elvis-Like" pelvic thrusts?
New York Post:
COMEBACK TRY  —  BRITNEY Spears is trying to take back her career.  Not only has the pop tart been back in the music studio and taking regular dance classes, an insider claims she fired her manager of several months, Larry Rudolph, on Friday.  Spears, who's been suffering from severe postpartum depression …
J Lo & Marc Sue The National Enquirer  —  J Lo & Marc are suing The National Enquirer for six figures for implicating them in a drug scandal.  Apparently, an article published in the European version of the tabloid showed a picture of Marc Anthony next to Michael Star, who has been charged with heroin possession and child pornography.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
J.Lo To Sue Over H-Bomb
Discussion: Associated Press
A Socialite's Life:
Pam Anderson Responds to Unflattering Pix  —  On her blog, Pam Anderson recently addressed some less-than-perfect pix of her on vacation in Hawaii that were recently circulating on the Internet: … More photos of Pamela Anderson frolicking in the waters of Hawaii after the jump.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Rachel & Ryan: Taking a Break  —  Rachel McAdams, 30, and Ryan Gosling, 26, are spending some time apart.  —  "It's a break, not a breakup," says one source, who adds that while McAdams is very dependent on Gosling, the recent Oscar nominee wants some distance so he can focus on his sizzling career.
New York Post:
ROUGH ROUND FOR THE HOGANS  —  HAS the longest, strongest marriage in professional wrestling history suffered a fatal, bone-crunching blow?  —  Sources close to Hulk and Linda Hogan, who've been wedded for more than 20 years, say they're "going through a very hard time and their marriage is under a lot of strain."
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan Gets Felt Up by the Waiter  —  If you're goal in life is to touch Lindsay Lohan's breasts (and whose isn't?), then you should probably take some pointers from Mr. Waiter Guy over here.  This guy definitely knows hot to seize an opportunity.
Us Weekly:
Katie Calls the Cops!  —  Katie Holmes had quite an entourage when she rolled into a Target in Shreveport, Louisiana, on April 12.  —  Holmes is in town shooting the comedy Mad Money, her first movie since meeting and marrying Tom Cruise.  —  After getting spooked by a pair of photographers en route …
Discussion: The Superficial
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Jessica Alba Loves Her Dog of the Day  —  Here are some pics of Alba making out with her dog, so I guess it's pretty clear that Jessica Alba loves her dog more than she loves you.  That's not saying much, since she doesn't know you and never will but that doesn't change the fact …
Daily Mail:
The story behind Beckham's amazing new tattoo  —  David Beckham has had an unsightly 2ft-long tattoo etched over the entire surface of his right arm.  —  The marking, which he has showed off in its entirety for the first time, joins a clouds and cherub design over his shoulders with numerous …
Hollywood Rag:
Britney Spears Fires her Manager Again  —  Britney Spears reportedly fired her manager on Friday (04.13.07).  —  The 'Toxic' singer - who only rehired Larry Rudolph after filing for divorce  —  from Kevin Federline in November - allegedly blames him for her recent
Sandra Sperounes /
Bratty Lavigne far from Best Damn Thing  —  But catchy new album from pop-punk princess will still sell multimillions  — To hear the single Girlfriend, go to Online Extras at  —  EDMONTON - When Hollywood executives know they have a dud on their hands …
Fatback / Fatback and Collards:
Kim Kardashian is dating Reggie Bush  —  According to the Star, Kim Kardashian is dating New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.  This isn't really ground breaking because she's just a spoiled rich bitch, but she has a nice rack, and I rarely get to post about sports.  She swallows, Reg.
Is Beyonce Looking to Move Over to Def Jam?  —  Beyonce and Jay-Z were having a great time cheering on the Nets as they went up against the Knicks last night at MSG.  The two have quite an investment in the Nets - Jay-Z is a partial owner while Beyonce's House of Dereon designed the cheerleaders' outfits.
Discussion: New York Post
Fergie Gets Down to Her Basics  —  While on the set of her new music video, "Big Girls Don't Cry," Fergie proved why she is indeed Fergalicious!  —  Barely dressed in a taut, belly-revealing, striped green top and minty-fresh ruffled underpants, Fergie's rockin' assets would make anyone want to go, er, solo!
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip …
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Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
T.R. Knight, Kate Walsh And Isaiah Washington Are All Leaving Grey's Anatomy!
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Joe Pesci wields a golf club and threatens Robbie Williams
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
What the hell did David do to Jessica Biel?
New York Post:
KEEP IT QUIET  —  A TOP-secret book proposal from former Fox News …
My Plea For Paris Hilton's Bigger Breasts
Really?  Never?  —  These are photos of Kelly Clarkson on set …
Jessica Gets Cozy with Bowie
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Discussion: A Socialite's Life
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Discussion: Associated Press and BuzzSugar
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Fergie Goes to Church
New York Post:
L.A.-ORIENTED  —  IT'S getting serious between Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey.
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'Hobbit' Forming?  —  Sam Raimi says he's open to directing …