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5:15 PM ET, May 31, 2007

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Tina Dirmann / E! Online:
Dad: Lindsay Detoxing from Drugs, Booze  —  Lindsay Lohan is currently undergoing a rigorous detox program to help wean her of multiple addictions to alcohol and drugs, including the powerful painkiller OxyContin, E! Online has learned.  —  Lohan, who entered the private rehabilitation facility Promises …
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Mary Margaret / People.com:
Friend Says Lindsay Lohan Is 'Happy' in Rehab  —  Maybe the second time's the charm for Lindsay Lohan, who a friend says is settling well into her rehab treatment.  —  "She's happy where she is and is just taking time to herself to learn and be okay," stylist friend Nate Newell told PEOPLE …
TMZ.com:
Lindsay and DJ Sam: The Big Blowout  —  Sources have revealed to TMZ what Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson were fighting about in the early morning post-partying-party hours — before Lilo confronted a Beverly Hills curb and was popped for DUI.  —  Our source, close to Ronson …
Discussion: celebwarship.com/wp and Celebrific
TMZ.com:
Shirley MacLaine to Lohan: Get Better, Make My Movie!!  —  Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine, along with another producer of Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film "Poor Things," has just released a statement claiming that they are more than willing to work around Lohan's rehab schedule in order to get the movie done:
Us Weekly:
Lindsay's Rehab Timeline  —  How did Lindsay Lohan go from rehab-grad to returnee in just months?  From her check-out from Wonderland Center on February 16 to her check-in at Promises Treatment Center on May 28, Usmagazine.com takes you through Lohan's path to relapse.
Discussion: Jossip
Daily Mail:
Lindsay Lohan addicted to 'hillbilly heroin,' claims dad  —  Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan cut a lonely figure during her second day at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu.  —  Wearing dark red-framed glasses, skinny black jeans and zip-up jacket, the 20-year-old was photographed wandering around the centre on her own.
Discussion: Don't Judge Me and dailystab.com
New York Post:
PAULA WHINE CAUGHT ON TAPE  —  IN a sob-filled audio tape obtained by Page Six, "American Idol" princess Paula Abdul is captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call.  —  Abdul, who seems to be talking to a group of publicists at some point during the last week, trashes her former rep …
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TMZ.com:
Bragman to Paula: I'm Not a Yo-Yo
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and OH NO!!
PerezHilton.com:   Paula's Breakdown: Caught On Tape
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Lohan bash: All bets off  —  Lindsay Lohan's decision to check into Promises could be the most expensive stay in rehab ever.  —  In addition to jeopardizing film roles, she could lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in sponsorships for her upcoming 21st birthday.
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PerezHilton.com:   Not So Blind Item … ok.....I'm dumb.....who???
PARADE Magazine:
Jessica Alba - Web Exclusive  —  In this Sunday's PARADE, actress Jessica Alba recounts her determined rise to Hollywood success and vents her frustrations with the darker side of fame.  Below, in an exclusive interview with Parade.com, Alba reveals her love of scotch, golf and board games.
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Us Weekly:
Jessica Alba: I Look in the Mirror and Go "Ugh"  —  In Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Jessica Alba plays a woman with the power to become invisible.  In the new issue of Parade, the actress reveals that she often wishes she could disappear.  —  "I prefer to be a little more anonymous, under the radar," she said.
Discussion: Dlisted and OH NO!!
NY Daily News:
'O.C.' beauty winds up in the ER following party  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Mischa Barton jetted off yesterday for Russia - which isn't far enough away from her ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler, as far as her parents are concerned.  —  The stunning former "O.C." star gave her folks …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Here We Go Again  —  It wouldn't be a new month without Brangelina wedding rumors.  Sources now claim that Angelina Jolie is planning a huge and lavish wedding. … This source says that Angelina will start planning this Fall.  —  LIES!  I doubt these two will ever get married.
Discussion: Allie Is Wired
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CHINAdaily:
Brangelina secretly planning a lavish wedding  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Cannes for the 60th Annual Film Festival  —  On the hills of her acting career break report, comes a greater new report that suggests Angelina Jolie is secretly planning a lavish wedding for her and partner Brad Pitt.
Discussion: Holy Candy and AceShowBiz.com
Emily Smith / The Sun:
Calum Best: I'm an addict  —  Calum ... comes clean after cocaine romp, right  —  in Hollywood  —  SEX-ADDICT CALUM BEST has vowed to check into rehab in a bid to curb his wild cocaine binges and depraved orgies.  —  The soccer hero's son — snapped in a sleazy romp with two hookers …
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Calum Best Promises To Go To Rehab Really Soon
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Underwood's QB boyfriend calls for timeout  —  Plus: Sickly Spears spotted after throwing up in men's room  —  Carrie Underwood's football-star boyfriend is calling for a timeout.  —  The two have been tight for several months: Tony Romo flew to Nashville to celebrate …
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Lohan's 21st Birthday Party Might Suck Without Sponsors Paying For It  —  Linds is in rehab, and the sponsors for her much-talked about Vegas 21st birthday bash are jumping ship.  Who wants to sponsor the birthday party of a self-destructive mess?  We support impending death - drink up!
Patti Davis / Newsweek:
When Celebs Abuse Rehab  —  I never went to a drug rehabilitation facility, but I should have.  —  Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab.  Back?  Wasn't she just there?  Fellow bad girl Britney Spears wasn't in long enough for her hair to grow back.  Meanwhile, Paris Hilton zipped right by rehab …
National Post:
From Death Star to a love nest  —  What's that?  Do these two young stars have secret plans for a farm north of Toronto?  —  Shinan Govani, National Post  —  Moroccan lanterns.  Citronella-scented candles.  Some tres-handy garden herb markers.  Heck, even a funky door mat.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Billy Joel's 25 year-old wife has outgrown him  —  Billy Joel married his wife, chef Katie Lee, in 2004 when she was just 23 years old and he was 54.  She was only five years older than his daughter, Alexa Ray, who was the maid of honor at the wedding.  —  It's not that surprising …
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Phil / Egotastic!:
Sienna Miller's Nipples: 1 - Shirt: 0  —  When the gossip is slow, you can always count on Sienna Miller's nipples to offer a nice distraction.  Obviously, these aren't quite Sienna Miller topless pictures, but I am rather impressed at how much her nipples are showing through her shirt.
TMZ.com:
Army to Dr. Laura's Son — Did You Really Write That?!  —  TMZ has learned that the US Army is investigating whether the son of holier-than-thou talk show host Dr. Laura created an unbelievably graphic and offensive MySpace page including scenes of rape, torture and child molestation.
Discussion: Dlisted and Lifeline Live
 
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People.com:
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Discussion: Jossip and celebwarship.com/wp
 

 
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