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11:30 AM ET, June 1, 2007

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NY Daily News:
Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton is getting ready for her closeup.  —  Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.
TMZ.com:
Opri Bags Birkhead's $$$$$$$$$  —  TMZ has learned Debra Opri, the attorney who Larry Birkhead fired and who billed him for more than $600,000 for legal services, is holding a huge amount of Birkhead's money hostage.  —  Rewind to March, 2007.  Larry Birkhead, who was then fighting …
Discussion: PerezHilton.com
Courtney Rubin / People.com:
Nicky Hilton Says Jail for Paris Is 'Absurd'  —  With the June 5 deadline for Paris Hilton to turn herself in to jail looming, her younger sister Nicky is speaking out.  —  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd," Hilton, 23 …
Discussion: Dlisted and MTV
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The Superficial:
Paris Hilton still living life
Discussion: rumorficial.com
A Socialite's Life:
Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy  —  And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get.  It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be.
Discussion: Allie Is Wired
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Christopher Rocchio / Reality TV World:
'The Hills' star Heidi Montag gets offer to pose for 'Playboy'
Discussion: Gone Hollywood
People.com:
Jennifer Aniston Gets Cozy with Mystery Man  —  Jennifer Aniston's been single since her October split from Vince Vaughn - but she may have a new man in her life.  —  The former Friends star, 38, spent Memorial Day weekend getting cozy with a handsome mystery man with dirty-blond hair.
cityrag:
Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore  —  Kirsten Dunst in Interview With a Vampire usually tops our list of scary kids, but Drew Barrymore gives her a run for the money with her head exploding powers in Firestarter! watch them both in the clips below from the Top 10 Creepy Kids!
Daily Mail:
Ageing heartthrob Tony Curtis faces bald truth  —  He set hearts racing alongside Marilyn Monroe in the 1959 classic Some Like It Hot, but these days ageing screen legend Tony Curtis is barely recognisable.  —  The 81-year-old acting veteran showed off his bald head and silver beard while shooting his latest movie, David And Fatima.
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
The Police To Go Unplugged  —  The Police have agreed to do an episode of MTV's "Unplugged" series.  The taping will take place on July 13 in Miami at an as of yet unnamed venue.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Adam Lisberg / NY Daily News:
As wife packs up, is A-Rod out at home?  —  Rodriguez says his off-field antics won't 'be a distraction' to team  —  Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez vowed yesterday that revelations about his off-the-field antics wouldn't affect his play for the slumping Bombers.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Night & Day  —  Fug alert!  Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart were in Venice today shooting some kind of reality show.  I have no idea what the premise is, but I'm sure it's lame.  Maybe they join ugly forces to see how fast they can clear crowds.  Whatever it is...I don't want.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Olinka Koster / Daily Mail:
Photo auction that shows we can't get enough of Miss Moss  —  Photos of Kate Moss are hardly a rarity.  After all, her face and figure adorn countless billboards, shop windows and magazines.  —  But that didn't stop collectors handing over a total of £183,000 for the chance to own …
New York Post:
TRAVOLTA PRESSED ON TEEN SON  —  JOHN Travolta, 53, and his wife, Kelly Preston, 44, just announced they want to try for their third child - even while they fall under increasing pressure to publicly acknowledge the disability of their son, Jett.  —  Travolta has either pretended …
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed
Michael K / Dlisted:
Best Fugs Forever  —  Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are taking their on-screen friendship off-screen.  The pair are currently shooting "The Edge of Love" in England.  They brought their co-star, Matthew Rhys and Keira's lady, Rupert Fiend, out to dinner and partying.
Associated Press:
Richie fears she may go to jail too  —  LOS ANGELES - Nicole Richie admits she's "nervous" about the possibility she may follow her friend Paris Hilton to jail.  —  Richie was charged with DUI in February.  Police say she was under the influence of booze and an unspecified drug when they stopped her last year.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
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TMZ.com:
Richie Fries Boyfriend's Ride
Veryvera / I'm Not Obsessed:
The MTV Movie Awards Swag Bag  —  Get ready to get sick!  The MTV Movie Award Swag Bag has officially been released.  My favorite is a MATTRESS!  That is so random.  Here we go...  - 2007 Grand Prix Arizona and owners Dale Jensen & Bradley Yonover invite the MTV Movie Awards participants …
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Jessica Biel Takes Out the Trash of the Day  —  I am not sure if these are taken outside her house or if they are some set of a movie, but since this bitch barely works and is barely famous and has barely had any career other than paparazzi taking pictures of her jogging …
Jordan Johnson / JordanIsYourHomeboy.com:
Sienna Miller wearing a see-through top  —  Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller on the set of her latest movie "Best Time of Our Lives" (a movie that takes place in the late 19th century), in what appears to be a completely see-through top.  In fact, I almost wonder why they even have her wearing one in the first place?
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day  —  I know that I dropped a like to some of these pictures last night, but I figured I should do a post on them because that's how obvious I am.  I like to tip you f**kers off to posts I am going to do the following day just to keep everyone on the same page.
 
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