Halle Berry ... Baby on Board!  —  TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film's star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!  —  A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41 …

Kidman: 'I lost Tom's baby at 23'  —  Nicole Kidman has revealed for the first time that she suffered a 'traumatic' miscarriage shortly after marrying Tom Cruise.  —  Speak about her experienc, aged 23, the Australian star said: 'From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies.'

Jerry Lewis Drops F-Bomb During Telethon  —  A woozy Jerry Lewis went all Isaiah Washington on his telethon last night, calling someone — or something — an "illiterate faggot."  —  In the midst of a typically Lewis-ian rant in the 18th hour of his Labor Day telethon, France's favorite comedian swayed …

Heath Ledger Laying Low Post-Split  —  Heath Ledger, who recently split with longtime girlfriend Michelle Williams, was looking somber at the Venice Film Festival on Tuesday.  —  At a September 4 news conference promoting his new film I'm Not There, an eyewitness tells Usmagazine.com …

Her Humps  —  Christina showed off her lovely lady lumps (+ baby bump) in this long purple halter dress at the Giorgio Baldi restaurant last night.  She's definitely showin' and glowin'!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Sterilize Her!!!!!  —  Quick!  Somebody dip Paris Hilton's coochie in acid or something!  The world's safety is at stake!  Paris Hilton told Elle UK that she wants to have a baby next year.  Um Paris...in case you haven't heard Nicole Richie already beat you to the punch.

Kate Moss' new man Hince is a rocker as well  —  The new love interest putting a smile on Kate Moss's face once again is rock musician Hince.  —  And her mother Linda will be relieved to know Jamie Hince's greatest vice appears to be nothing worse than chain-smoking.

R. Kelly trial postponed again  —  The trial of R&B superstar R. Kelly has been postponed yet again.  —  Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan said today that the jury selection will not begin on Sept. 17 as scheduled.  —  "We are not going to be going to trial the 17th of September," Gaughan said.

FIRST PIX!  - Bridget Debuts Her Little Quarterback!  —  New mom Bridget Moynahan took her little boy, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, out for a stroll for the first time yesterday.  The baby, who was born just under two weeks ago, will NOT take his father (who broke up with his mother …

Eva Longoria Does a Bikini Good  —  I know this site has been fairly bikini-heavy of late (or for the past few months, actually), but can you really blame me for posting Eva Longoria bikini pictures like these?  I mean, do you really care what premiere Brangelina attended, or what no-name, bodyguard, back up dancer Britney is screwing?

Whoopi Goldberg Defends Vick  —  Just 15 minutes into the show she brought up Vick's conviction on dogfighting charges.  —  "You know from his background this is not an unusual thing for where he comes from," said Goldberg.  —  "There are certain things that are indicative to certain parts of our country."

Lindsay Lohan is begging everyone for money  —  In 2005, Lindsay Lohan is said to have shocked her accountants by running up a million dollar bill at the Chateau Marmont hotel where she was staying.  (And ultimately got kicked out of for her rampant partying.)

Kim denies 'degrading' sex act  —  KIM KARDASHIAN has rubbished reports her infamous sex tape featured footage of her taking part in a crazy sex act with ex RAY J.  —  The tape has not been released after Kim got lawyers to stop it being sold after trailers hit the internet last year.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble?  One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers . . . WHICH high-priced lawyer's wife makes interviews for her prospective...

POSH STARTLED BY SECURITY SCARE  —  Victoria Beckham has been left fearing for her safety after a man was spotted reportedly hiding in the bushes of her LA home.  —  The Spice Girl was said to be on her own at home when the Beckhams' security team was alerted to the intruder.