Halle Berry ... Baby on Board!  —  TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film's star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!  —  A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41 …

Nicole Kidman: I lost Tom's baby when I was 23  —  Nicole Kidman has revealed how she lost a baby early in her marriage to Tom Cruise.  —  The miscarriage, which she has never spoken about before, happened when she was 23.  —  But she was so desperate for a child that she and Cruise decided to adopt less than two years later.

Jerry Lewis Drops F-Bomb During Telethon  —  A woozy Jerry Lewis went all Isaiah Washington on his telethon last night, calling someone — or something — an "illiterate faggot."  —  In the midst of a typically Lewis-ian rant in the 18th hour of his Labor Day telethon, France's favorite comedian swayed …

Heath Ledger Laying Low Post-Split  —  Heath Ledger, who recently split with longtime girlfriend Michelle Williams, was looking somber at the Venice Film Festival on Tuesday.  —  At a September 4 news conference promoting his new film I'm Not There, an eyewitness tells Usmagazine.com …

Kate Moss' new man Hince is a rocker as well  —  The new love interest putting a smile on Kate Moss's face once again is rock musician Hince.  —  And her mother Linda will be relieved to know Jamie Hince's greatest vice appears to be nothing worse than chain-smoking.

Her Humps  —  Christina showed off her lovely lady lumps (+ baby bump) in this long purple halter dress at the Giorgio Baldi restaurant last night.  She's definitely showin' and glowin'!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

FIRST PIX!  - Bridget Debuts Her Little Quarterback!  —  New mom Bridget Moynahan took her little boy, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, out for a stroll for the first time yesterday.  The baby, who was born just under two weeks ago, will NOT take his father (who broke up with his mother …

DINA'S NEW GUY RETURNS FIRE  —  DINA Lohan's new boyfriend has fired back at Michael Lohan for calling him a boozer unfit to be around his kids.  Jim McMillan, in an e-mail to Page Six, calls the troubled father of Lindsay Lohan a violent, drug-abusing criminal who never deserved his "classy, intelligent" ex-wife.

Eva Longoria Does a Bikini Good  —  I know this site has been fairly bikini-heavy of late (or for the past few months, actually), but can you really blame me for posting Eva Longoria bikini pictures like these?  I mean, do you really care what premiere Brangelina attended, or what no-name, bodyguard, back up dancer Britney is screwing?

Whoopi Goldberg Defends Vick  —  Just 15 minutes into the show she brought up Vick's conviction on dogfighting charges.  —  "You know from his background this is not an unusual thing for where he comes from," said Goldberg.  —  "There are certain things that are indicative to certain parts of our country."

Sterilize Her!!!!!  —  Quick!  Somebody dip Paris Hilton's coochie in acid or something!  The world's safety is at stake!  Paris Hilton told Elle UK that she wants to have a baby next year.  Um Paris...in case you haven't heard Nicole Richie already beat you to the punch.

Kim denies 'degrading' sex act  —  KIM KARDASHIAN has rubbished reports her infamous sex tape featured footage of her taking part in a crazy sex act with ex RAY J.  —  The tape has not been released after Kim got lawyers to stop it being sold after trailers hit the internet last year.

POSH STARTLED BY SECURITY SCARE  —  Victoria Beckham has been left fearing for her safety after a man was spotted reportedly hiding in the bushes of her LA home.  —  The Spice Girl was said to be on her own at home when the Beckhams' security team was alerted to the intruder.

Lindsay Lohan is begging everyone for money  —  In 2005, Lindsay Lohan is said to have shocked her accountants by running up a million dollar bill at the Chateau Marmont hotel where she was staying.  (And ultimately got kicked out of for her rampant partying.)

Is This Britney?  —  3 more Britney Spears tracks from her new album "Cheeto and Slurpees" have apparently leaked.  I'm not sure if it's Britney though?  If it is they totally remastered her chipmunk squawk.  The songs are pretty standard dance songs that will most likely play in every gay club in the World.