What The.....  I wouldn't even call this airbrushing.  This is straight-up CUT and PASTE.  They took America Ferrera's head and put it on some skinny bitch's body.  They were probably just like "eff it, just cut the skank's head off."  —  Where are her breasts, ass and arm waddle?

Patrick Dempsey: Mood Is 'A Lot Lighter' on Grey's Set  —  He may not be getting much sleep, but Patrick Dempsey is having fun with fatherhood and filming Season 4 of Grey's Anatomy.  —  The actor tells Extra that his 6-month-old twin sons "are developing beautifully ... It's a lot of fun."

Paris Hilton: Kids Next Year!  —  Paris Hilton has vowed to have lots of children by the end of next year.  —  Paris Hilton has vowed to have children by next year - and she is taking this very seriously, proving that she's ready to become a mother. preparing her body so it is in prime condition for conceiving.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Confirms VMA Performance!  —  X17 confirmed it first via a Britney insider, but now we've got it straight from the pop star's mouth, herself!  Britney admitted last night, xclusively to X17, that she is indeed gearing up for a performance at this Sunday's VMAs!

Opera's Luciano Pavarotti Dies at 71  —  Luciano Pavarotti, the great Italian tenor who helped popularize opera in the 20th century, has died.  He was 71.  —  The singer, who had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year, passed away at his home in Modena, Italy, at 5 a.m. local time …

Walters to add Shepherd to 'The View'  —  NEW YORK - Actress Sherri Shepherd will be introduced next week as a new cast member on "The View," giving the daytime chat show its first full cast since before Rosie O'Donnell came and went.  —  The show's creator, Barbara Walters …

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Almost Meet...in Another Dimension  —  Despite what you may have read elsewhere, former flames Jessica Simpson and John Mayer did not experience a near-miss in the lobby of a New York hotel on Tuesday.  While singer-actress Simpson didn't land in New York …

OMG!  Nick & Vanessa at LAX!  —  Nick Lachey was looking a little bit jet lagged at his home away from home, LAX, on Monday.  We thought he was heading out of town for a male bonding trip with Drew, but it looks like he swapped his brother for his girlfriend at some point.

Charlize Theron Web Exclusive  —  In this Sunday's PARADE, actress Charlize Theron tells Jeanne Wolf about her hard-charging life philosophy, how she translated a modeling career into one that earned her an Oscar, her latest movie role, why she's tired of political correctness and more.

Exclusive: Owen Wilson's Costar Sends Legal Letter to Courtney Love  —  As Owen Wilson struggles to recover from his suicide attempt on August 26, a battle is brewing between his friend, Steve Coogan and the British comic's ex-girlfriend, rocker Courtney Love.

Stars urge U.N.'s Ban to help Myanmar's Suu Kyi  —  WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More than 25 celebrities including actors Jim Carrey, Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams on Thursday urged the United Nations to help win freedom for Myanmar democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi.

Jenna Fischer and Filmmaker Hubby Split  —  The Office's Pam and her husband, writer/director James Gunn, have called it quits after more than six years of marriage, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  In a joint statement posted on both of their myspace pages, Fischer and Gunn say …

Spencer: I'm Running for Governor of California  —  On August 31, Heidi Montag tried on a $7,000 bridal gown at Beverly Hills' L'Ezu Atelier, but is her next step politics?  —  Boyfriend Spencer Pratt tells Us the two are taking political science classes at USC: "I'm gonna run for governor in a few years.

Kate Hudson can't reach out to recovering ex Owen Wilson  —  Owen Wilson's recovery is taking place without contact from his ex, Kate Hudson.  —  A source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson's camp.  —  "Kate has been trying to get in touch …

Instant Karma's Gonna Get You  —  They say what goes around comes around - and if that's the case, then Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are due for some good luck from the Parenting Gods!  The couple's been doing an admirable job of playing parent to the diminutive diva's little sister Sofia lately …

Usher Puts Atlanta House on the Market  —  The House of Usher is for sale.  —  The singer and newlywed, 28, is asking $1.95 million for his 5-bedroom, 4½-bathroom, gray stucco home in metro Atlanta's Country Club of the South gated community, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

Our Next Cover: 50 Cent Vs. Kanye West  —  Rolling Stone's next cover documents the hip-hop story of the year: Kanye West and 50 Cent, whose new albums are coming out on the same date, September 11th.  Stay tuned this afternoon for an exclusive behind-the-scenes video from the cover shoot …

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Kissing Video  —  Drew Barrymore and Live Free or Die Hard star Justin Long suck face at Izaka-Ya Restaurant at the Beverly Center in Los Angeles around 10PM on Monday night.  —  Drew, 32, and Justin, 29, will be starring in a film together very soon …