Britney Spears' Pussy is Back  —  We've all seen Britney Spears' pussy before (sadly, an image we can never erase from our minds), and now it's back.  Britney Spears' pussy was put out on display once more, no doubt in order to keep her name in the press, and perhaps try and make us forget …

"Full House" Star Pregnant — An Inside Look  —  TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside!  —  TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves.

Madonna and The Purple Penetrator  —  Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string — it's Madge's new best friend!  —  Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator vibrator.

Jessica Simpson Is Going Country  —  Jessica Simpson is ready to add another accessory to her always-stylish look - a cowboy hat.  —  The singer is "talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas," Jessica's father and manager, Joe Simpson …

Oprah Winfrey leaves her dogs $30 mil, gives Stedman $250 mil for split  —  Like Leona Helmsley, whose dog Trouble inherited $12 million, billionaire Oprah is planning on bequeathing her dogs a sum that could serve as hefty lottery winnings.  —  When Oprah kicks, her dogs are going to get $30 million for their care.

Early Sales Projections Put Kanye Ahead Of 50, Chesney  —  It looks like 50 Cent is headed for retirement, if store reports continue to trend the way they were by mid-afternoon today (Sept. 11).  50 Cent had told SOHH.com that he would quit the rap game if his new G-Unit/Interscope album …

Katie Holmes Gives Fan Photos  —  Katie Holmes gets in some alone time by visiting some art galleries in Paris on Tuesday.  —  After having lunch on her own at the Hotel Costes, Katie walked around in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, located around the church of the former Abbey of Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

Dina Lohan to Jodie Foster: Don't Judge Without Facts!  —  First Donald Trump, then ex-husband Michael and now actress Jodie Foster: if you criticize Dina Lohan, you will hear from her!  —  In response to Jodie Foster's question in a Gotham magazine interview, "Can I just ask, where is [Lindsay Lohan's] mother?

New Britney Song: 'I'm Bad Media Karma'  —  EW has heard four new tracks from Spears' upcoming album (out Nov. 13) — here are details on her very personal lyrics  —  Accuse Britney Spears of many things — but don't count a lack of self-awareness among them.

VMAs a Strain on Justin Timberlake  —  Sunday night's VMAs were a trade-off for JT, who won four moon men, but lost his voice.  —  The AP reports that Timberlake, 26, is on doctor-ordered vocal rest after his performance at the awards show.  As a result, he postponed concerts in both Sacramento and San Jose, California.

Patrick And His Fancy Wheels Gear Up For The Emmys  —  Patrick tooled around town in his old timey car with a friend yesterday afternoon.  We're still a little over two weeks away from seeing where things stand with all of our favorite doctors at Seattle Grace, but we only have to wait a few …

Kylie keeps a-head with another change of hairstyle  —  Kylie knows how to make head-lines - by changing her hairstyle every week.  —  She turned heads as she strolled along the street after lunch in South Kensington.  —  Scroll down for more  —  Another week, another hairstyle for Kylie

X17 XCLUSIVE - Berry Baby Bump  —  Halle took her ever-growing belly out for a walk in Hollywood today.  The mom-to-be is really starting to show, and she looks as gorgeous as ever!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Victoria Beckham Is Overexposed  —  Lately, Victoria Beckham has been boring me.  You know, there once was a time when her little bags of joy were my very own dirty little secret, but now they're plastered all over the internet for everyone to enjoy.  And I guess I only have myself to blame for that.