She's spent £226k on plastic surgery but 'I still can't get a Hollywood part', says Demi  —  She once spent more than £220,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger.  —  But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts …

Brit: Her Abs were Spray Painted On  —  Britney Spears didn't end up working with Criss Angel on her VMA comeback performance, but her stage show was certainly full of illusions.  Her lip-syncing was meant to give her the appearance of an actual singer, and her spray-on tan was supposed …

NO DOWN TIME  —  HEATH Ledger isn't letting any grass grow under his feet.  Just a week after announcing his split from Michelle Williams, Ledger has been squiring Danish pastry Helena Christensen all over town.  Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya "making out throughout the dinner," our spy said.

Timbaland Says Britney Spears Dissed Him And Justin Timberlake; Tells Her To Apologize  —  Super-producer says a collabo between the three could happen — if Spears says sorry.  —  Say what you will about the outcome, Britney Spears' VMA performance was one of the most-anticipated ones in years.

Britney Spears & K-Fed Meet at Lawyer's Office  —  Her return appearance at the MTV Video Music awards left Britney Spears's comeback up in the air.  But the pop star seems intent on putting to rest her custody issues with her ex, Kevin Federline.  —  Spears, 25, attended an unscheduled meeting …

Pop Tarts: Britney Spears' Management: 'American Idol' Judges?  —  LOS ANGELES — The days of Britney Spears as a 'Toxic' trainwreck may finally be over.  While the world is screaming "Gimme Less"— Simon, Paula and Randy want the "reformed" rehabber to "Gimme More."

Mary-Kate Olsen: I Wanted White-Trash Hair  —  Mary-Kate Olsen is striking out on her own with her first solo acting gig without twin sister Ashley.  The actress, who plays a devoted Christian named Tara on Weeds, also goes it alone on the cover of October's Harper's Bazaar.

Fetus Fib!  Foxy Brown's NOT Pregnant!!  —  Despite her lawyer announcing the happy news in open court last month, Foxy Brown's manager today said, "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."  Damn, girl!  —  In August, defense lawyers told a judge that Foxy …

People Magazine Reveals Best, Worst Dressed Of 2007  —  Looking for someone to pattern your fashion sense after?  —  You may want to look to the high style of stars like Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Jessica Biel or Gwen Stefani, as those lovely ladies are among People magazine's 10 Best Dressed Stars of 2007.

Stuart Townsend Calls Charlize Theron His Wife  —  Stuart Townsend and Charlize Theron are husband and wife - even if not legally.  —  "I'm married," Townsend told PEOPLE this week.  "I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married.  We're husband and wife."

Reese & Jake: Trouble in Paradise  —  It's no secret Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal aren't into PDA.  But their behavior at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 7 was cold even for them.  There's good reason: After six months of on-and-off dating, the pair are kaput.

Ewan: Colin and I are lovers  —  It's official - there's a shock new couple in Hollywood... Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell.  According to them, anyway.  —  "Me and Colin Farrell lovers?  Yes.  You heard it here first.  Friends, lovers, all of those things," a deadpan Ewan told us …

Heidi's Mom in the Middle  —  Did Lauren Conrad make a hateful house call to Heidi Montag's parents?  Her ex-best bud claims that Conrad, 21, repeatedly tried to sabotage her relationship with Spencer Pratt, 24, on the MTV series The Hills last season.  —  "They don't show the footage …

Chris Crocker Is Famous  —  Chris Crocker's "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" video has already been seen over 2 million times and it hasn't even been up for 48-hours.  Chris has already spoken to Howard Stern, ABC News and he's scheduled for CNN, The View as well as other radio stations.

Rosie O'Donnell's Tell-All Revealed!  —  "The Insider" has your first look at her controversial book.  —  ROSIE O'DONNELL's highly anticipated new book, Celebrity Detox, doesn't hit stores until October 9, but "The Insider" has obtained a copy of the controversial tell-all and there are revelations on every page!

Rosie O'Donnell: Shocking Revelations in New Book  —  Rosie O'Donnell: Shocking Revelations in New Book  —  Rosie O'Donnell used to break her own limbs with either a baseball bat or a wooden hanger when she was a child.  —  This revelation, as well as many about her experiences on …

Beyoncé, Rowland help give shelter to city's survivors  —  Destiny's children victimized by Hurricane Katrina and other misfortunes will soon have a new shelter from life's storms.  —  Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland were on hand Wednesday for the groundbreaking …

PLEASE DON'T CALL HER MADAM  —  THE New York Observer isn't too observant about the ladies they accuse of being loose.  —  Three years ago, the salmon-colored weekly was slapped with a defamation lawsuit for labeling event planner Elli Frank a "Manhattan madam."

ALL THE NUDES FIT TO WATCH  —  AFTER watching a naked Viggo Mortensen writhing around a steam room for 10 minutes fighting off two knife-weilding killers, a co-star in "Eastern Promises," Vincent Cassel, squeezed into the elevator at the Tribeca Grand Hotel with a group of models who also attended the Cinema Society screening.