BREAKING: Spears to Pay K-Fed $20,000 a Month Until Death or Remarriage  —  Britney Spears' attorney Laura Wasser filed documents in a Los Angeles Superior court Friday outlining a new spousal agreement between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.  —  The agreement states that Spears …

Did OJ Rob a Guy?  — Allegations of Guns Drawn  —  Sources say OJ Simpson and five other men barged into a hotel room last night, and took various memorabilia once owned by Simpson — at gunpoint!  —  It happened at the Palace Station Hotel last night at around 7:15.

Pamela's £125k night of nookie  —  EX-BAYWATCH babe PAMELA ANDERSON has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.  —  The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man's "Indecent Proposal" in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.

JODIE MARSH: I'M WILD IN BED  —  Glamour girl reveals too much information  —  Jodie Marsh says that she and hubby Matt Peacock love to experiment in bed.  —  The glamour model - who married Jordan's ex early this month - seems to enjoy revealing every detail about her private life.

Sign Of The Apocalypse: A Paves/Simpson Baby!  —  Jessica Simpson has recently talked openly about wanting children and possibly adopting.  Sources tell More Magazine that Jess is planning to get turkey basted by her hair stylist and my personal favorite weavemaster, Ken Paves aka The Paves.

Lohan Will Stay Put!  —  Lindsay Lohan ain't goin' nowhere!  —  Despite reports that LiLo was getting ready to leave the Cirque Lodge in Utah, TMZ has learned otherwise.  —  A source closely connected to Lindsay says the actress will "continue her stay at the residential facility for the foreseeable future."

WHAT has happened to Courtney Love's lips?  —  Just what has happened to Courtney Love?  —  The singer is a shadow of her former attractive self, and appears to be afflicted with a skin condition which has left her mouth looking sore and scabby.  —  The widow of dead rocker Kurt Cobain arrived …

Britney Spears is Baby Carrier Retarded  —  Things look very wrong in these pics from X17online of Britney Spears carrying Jayden in a Gucci baby carrier.  Jayden looks like he's about to hit the ground!  Could it be that Gucci makes a flimsy product?  We did a little research …

Seems Like Only Yesterday.....  "Memoooorrieees....like the corners of my mind....."  —  Amy Winehouse turns 24 today and it seems just like yesterday she was posing with an owl.  WTF?!  I'm sure she sold that poor owl friend for a dime bag.  Oh well....at least we'll always have these.

Mindy McCready Sent to the Slammer!  —  A judge just sentenced Mindy McCready to one year in County Jail for violating her probation.  She does it all the time!  —  McCready was arrested in Florida in July after cops responded to a domestic dispute between the country singer and her mother.

Emmys Source: Show in Talks With Britney Spears  —  Is Britney Spears considering gracing another awards show stage just a week after her MTV Video Music Awards disaster?  —  Yes, according to an Emmy Awards show source, who tells Usmagazine.com that Fox network brass were "in negotiations" …

Hips DO Lie  —  Yesterday I posted a story about how Zahara Jolie-Pitt needed hip surgery, because her hips don't work or something.  Well, that was all a lie or so they say.  Her hips DO lie.  —  Brad's rep said, "It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it - but they chose to run it anyways."

Good Thing She's Wearing Panties  —  Emmy Rossum looked lovely in red backstage and in the front row of the Mercedes-Bens Fashion Week.  She did, however, flash a little bit more than was bargained for—her white panties.  Thank you for wearing under garments, Emmy!

Amy's junk diet  —  EXCLUSIVE: She feasts on fast food to pile on a stone  —  We've all been concerned about her worryingly thin figure.  So 3am is pleased to report Amy Winehouse is on a mission to regain her curves.  —  The jazz babe - who turns 24 today - has embarked …

Kid Rock Says Divorcing Pam Anderson Was The Best Thing He Ever Did  —  Kid Rock has no regrets about divorcing Pamela Anderson after just three months of marriage - he didn't want to waste time after realizing he didn't love his ex-wife.  —  The rap/rocker appeared on a radio show on Thursday …

Still No Kid-Fence At K-Fed's  —  A few months ago, we heard from an inside source that Kevin was the mastermind behind Child Protective Services being called on Britney due to her alleged (and later disproven) failure to put fences around her pool to protect Sean and Jayden from falling in.

Kimbo Stewart Looks Pretty?  —  I think those 4 words I just typed above summoned the demons of hell to come to Earth and take my soul.  WHAT SOUL?  There I said it for you!  Now shut it!  —  Seriously though...she looks pretty?  In the Hugh Hefner robe and all.  Ugh, I regret saying that.