Wanted: O.J. Simpson???  —  Las Vegas police tell TMZ that they're investigating an incident involving O.J. Simpson this morning, after the Hall of Fame slasher allegedly broke into a room at the Palace Station Casino sometime Thursday in connection with a burglary.

Pamela's £125k night of nookie  —  EX-BAYWATCH babe PAMELA ANDERSON has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.  —  The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man's "Indecent Proposal" in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.

WHAT has happened to Courtney Love's lips?  —  Just what has happened to Courtney Love?  —  The singer is a shadow of her former attractive self, and appears to be afflicted with a skin condition which has left her mouth looking sore and scabby.  —  The widow of dead rocker Kurt Cobain arrived …

Emmys Source: Show in Talks With Britney Spears  —  Is Britney Spears considering gracing another awards show stage just a week after her MTV Video Music Awards disaster?  —  Yes, according to an Emmy Awards show source, who tells Usmagazine.com that Fox network brass were "in negotiations" …

BREAKING: Spears to Pay K-Fed $20,000 a Month Until Death or Remarriage  —  Britney Spears' attorney Laura Wasser filed documents in a Los Angeles Superior court Friday outlining a new spousal agreement between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.  —  The agreement states that Spears …

Sign Of The Apocalypse: A Paves/Simpson Baby!  —  Jessica Simpson has recently talked openly about wanting children and possibly adopting.  Sources tell More Magazine that Jess is planning to get turkey basted by her hair stylist and my personal favorite weavemaster, Ken Paves aka The Paves.

Good Thing She's Wearing Panties  —  Emmy Rossum looked lovely in red backstage and in the front row of the Mercedes-Bens Fashion Week.  She did, however, flash a little bit more than was bargained for—her white panties.  Thank you for wearing under garments, Emmy!

Mindy McCready Sent to the Slammer!  —  A judge just sentenced Mindy McCready to one year in County Jail for violating her probation.  She does it all the time!  —  McCready was arrested in Florida in July after cops responded to a domestic dispute between the country singer and her mother.

Seems Like Only Yesterday.....  "Memoooorrieees....like the corners of my mind....."  —  Amy Winehouse turns 24 today and it seems just like yesterday she was posing with an owl.  WTF?!  I'm sure she sold that poor owl friend for a dime bag.  Oh well....at least we'll always have these.

Guard: Larry Birkhead posed at Anna Nicole's son's grave  —  A decorated former deputy with the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. who worked as a bodyguard for Larry Birkhead claims that the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn fake-posed at the grave of her son Daniel.

Lohan Will Stay Put!  —  Lindsay Lohan ain't goin' nowhere!  —  Despite reports that LiLo was getting ready to leave the Cirque Lodge in Utah, TMZ has learned otherwise.  —  A source closely connected to Lindsay says the actress will "continue her stay at the residential facility for the foreseeable future."

'HS Musical' star hit with more shock pix on Web  —  At least she has some clothes on this time.  —  "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens, still blushing after baring all in pictures posted on the Internet, had fresh online embarrassment yesterday.  —  More photographs have appeared showing …

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Broadway-Bound?  —  From bed-and-breakfast to Broadway: newlyweds Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott look to be heading to the Great White Way, to costar in Chicago.  —  The New York Post's Page Six column reports that the husband and wife "are currently in talks" …

Oscar nods freed Joaquin Phoenix  —  No longer has to explain what went through his mind when playing characters on big screen  —  "I'm probably going to let you down with this answer," says Joaquin Phoenix about his non-answer to a question about how one summons the emotional resources …

Elizabeth Hurley's Boobs Never Get Old  —  It's been a while since I've done a post on Elizabeth Hurley.  Now, I don't want you guys to think that I've been neglecting middle-aged boobies, but there's only so much time in a day, and so many younger, firmer celebrity breasts out there competing for spots on Hollywood Tuna.