'Mad' Britney in hotel ban  —  AS if last week's shambolic MTV performance wasn't embarrassing enough, BRITNEY SPEARS has been hit by another humiliation.  —  The troubled singer has been BANNED from LA's exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel after a string of complaints over her oddball behaviour.

O.J.'s Alleged Robbery — Caught on Tape!  —  TMZ has obtained an audio tape of O.J. Simpson's confrontation with a sports memorabilia dealer that led to his arrest on felony robbery charges.  In it, you hear someone say, "You against the motherf*****g wall."

Britney Bombshell: Custody of Kids Imperiled  —  Britney Spears could lose custody of her two little kids as early as tomorrow morning.  —  This is a real possibility thanks to crusading Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred.  She's bringing a "secret" witness to court tomorrow …

Angelina Jolie's reefer madness  —  She has tried every hard drug under the sun, dallied with men and women alike and turned her hand to S&M - but the one thing Angelina Jolie can't handle is a joint.  —  The Hollywood actress says having taken 'every drug possible' the one she enjoyed least was cannabis …

Sopranos and 30 Rock Win Top Emmys  —  The Sopranos and 30 Rock took top honors, as best dramatic and comedy series, respectively, but it was often "Silent Night" at the 59th annual Primetime Emmy Awards - where such stalwarts as Sally Field and Ray Romano had their onstage comments bleeped.

Just Another Day In The Life Of Wino  —  Amy Wino was spotted getting out of a taxi in London using a rag to cover up a cut on her hand.  Witnesses say her blood was dripping on her ballet slippers and on the sidewalk.  —  A witness said, "Her hand looked to be in a right state …

MUTE  —  Snatchers just because you look like Michael Jackson doesn't mean you have the same talents as he does.  Snatchers performed with the "Band from TV" at the TV Guide Emmy after party last night.  The band consists of a bunch of TV actors.  Thankfully, I just have pictures and not video.

High School Musical 3 Still In the Works for Corbin Bleu  —  He's still in talks to star in the third installation, just don't expect High School Musical star Corbin Bleu at the premiere.  —  "I've never been to a High School Musical premiere - ever," Bleu confessed.

Zac Efron Sports Peach Fuzz  —  Zac Efron arrives at LAX on Sunday sporting a peach fuzz mustache, returning back home after promoting Hairspray during the European leg of the movie's promotional tour.  —  Zac and his BFF co-star Nikki Blonsky, aka Zikki, made guest appearances in Rome, Italy and Madrid, Spain.

KID'S ANDERSON CONFUSION  —  MAYBE Kid Rock should have been spending more time with his model girlfriend May Anderson than fighting with Tommy Lee in Las Vegas over his ex, Pam Anderson.  While Rock was throwing punches at Lee, May was cozying up to Calvin Klein underwear model and Bloody Social rocker Jamie Burke here in New York.

Guy Ritchie Just Wants To Go To The Pub  —  Man, does he look beaten down or what?  It was bad enough when she was forcing him to direct her vanity projects.  Now she's dragging him to Israel so she can proclaim to the world that she's a Jewish American Princess.  And is that....is that Dawson?

NOT SO LIVE  —  MTV's annual VMAs are promoted as a live show, but may be anything but.  Although the stage acts and announcers this year were broadcast in real time, artists like Kanye West, the Foo Fighters and Fall Out Boy, who played in the Palms Hotel suites, were not.

Oh Really?  —  On Friday top fashion pros including Naomi Campbell, Iman and Andre Leon Talley got together to discuss race issues in fashion.  —  Naomi proved that gorgeous people shouldn't talk most of the time. … According to Wikipedia Naomi was the first black model to grace the cover of British Vogue.