Judge to Brit — You Got Substance Abuse Problems  —  The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)."  The judge has ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol."

Partying Paris comes unstuck and almost hits the deck  —  Socialite Paris Hilton came unstuck after a night on the tiles, as she stumbled in her gold high heels and had to be rescued by her entourage - but she seemed a lot more stable later on when bizarrely she was seen scaling an iron gate.

Entire O.J. Confrontation — It's Crazazy!  —  The confrontation in a Las Vegas hotel room that led to O.J. Simpson's arrest on robbery and other charges paints a vivid picture of how angry Simpson was with the alleged victims.  The question: Were guns drawn and did Simpson and crew take stuff out of the room by threat of force?

Lohan dad: Lindsay sobbed in my arms like a baby  —  LIKE father, like daughter... looks like everything is coming up roses for cokehead Lindsay Lohan and her alcoholic ex-con dad Michael.  —  Our exclusive picture shows them sniffing flowers (nice change from cocaine) …

Brad Pitt: We're Going to Need a Bigger Bed  —  Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie going to need a bigger bed - for their expanding brood.  —  "We're not done," Pitt, 43, quipped, acknowledging public interest in the family's growth.  "They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?'

It's In The Water  —  JLo is the latest knocked up celebrity according to InTouch Weekly.  JLo has said in the past how much she wants kids and blah...blah...blah... Her wish has come true!  —  An insider told the weekly that JLo had ultrasound on September 12 in NYC.

Joel Madden Says He Will Marry Nicole Richie  —  Joel Madden says there is no need to worry - marriage to Nicole Richie is all part of the master plan.  —  "Obviously, marriage is in our future," Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

Vanessa Hudgens Admits She's a Hopeless Romantic  —  Watch out, Zac Efron - Vanessa Hudgens has a secret crush on Matt Damon.  —  Hudgens, 18, deflected questions about her on- and off-screen romance with High School Musical costar Efron, 19, on The Tyra Banks Show Monday by admitting she "loves" the older screen star (Damon is 36).

OK!  Exclusive: It's a Boy for Xtina!  —  It's a boy for Christina Aguilera!  Or at least it will be when the soulful singer gives birth later this year.  —  OK! has learned that Xtina's closest pals are all shopping for some pretty gender-specific gifts.  "They're all boy-themed, all blue," a source reveals to OK!.

NO TO OPRAH!  —  NOBODY says no to Oprah Winfrey - except Rosie O'Donnell.  Insiders say Winfrey wanted to have her on her show to talk about O'Donnell's book, "Celebrity Detox," which bashes Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Donald Trump and others.  But while many would kill …

Pamela Anderson's Ass Gets Quite The Workout  —  Here's Pamela Anderson doing a little strip show at her Malibu beach house.  I know we've all seen Pam in a bikini a million times, but unlike other posts that focus mainly on her funbags, this one is about her ass.  And I have to say, it's a pretty nice ass for a woman her age.

Scarlett and Ryan Go Public  —  No more hiding for Scarlett and Ryan!  The cute couple finally stepped out holding hands at LAX yesterday.  Scarlett Johansson avoided naming names in the past when asked about who her latest boyfriend was but we knew all along.  The couple was arriving back from Vancouver where Ryan is from.

Amy Winehouse caught in ANOTHER right mess  —  Amy Winehouse has long refused to give up her hard partying lifestyle and now new pictures reveal it is quickly catching up on her.  —  The troubled singer looked barely recognisable as she peered out of her window to collect a postal delivery just after midday on Saturday.

Is The World Flat?  —  Is the World flat?  Sherri Shepherd doesn't know the answer to that question.  Sherri said on "The View" today that she didn't believe in evolution.  When asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she thought the world was flat she said, … Is the World flat?  I don't know either.

Gisele Bundchen Ipanema Campaign  —  Super Model Gisele Bundchen poses wearing a water dress in the new advertisements for Ipanema campaign.  Ipanema is a Brazilian line of sandals.  The sandals are really pretty and you can wear them to go to the beach or simply with your casual clothes, if you're living in the Caribbean, of course.

Christina Aguilera's Nipples are Unstoppable  —  It will take more than just a flimsy piece of white cotton to keep Christina Aguilera's nipples well and truly covered, especially considering that they will soon be put to use for more than just entertaining Christina's doofus husband.