Partying Paris comes unstuck and almost hits the deck  —  Socialite Paris Hilton came unstuck after a night on the tiles, as she stumbled in her gold high heels and had to be rescued by her entourage - but she seemed a lot more stable later on when bizarrely she was seen scaling an iron gate.

Brad Pitt: We're Going to Need a Bigger Bed  —  Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie going to need a bigger bed - for their expanding brood.  —  "We're not done," Pitt, 43, quipped, acknowledging public interest in the family's growth.  "They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?'

Lohan dad: Lindsay sobbed in my arms like a baby  —  LIKE father, like daughter... looks like everything is coming up roses for cokehead Lindsay Lohan and her alcoholic ex-con dad Michael.  —  Our exclusive picture shows them sniffing flowers (nice change from cocaine) …

NO TO OPRAH!  —  NOBODY says no to Oprah Winfrey - except Rosie O'Donnell.  Insiders say Winfrey wanted to have her on her show to talk about O'Donnell's book, "Celebrity Detox," which bashes Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Donald Trump and others.  But while many would kill …

It's In The Water  —  JLo is the latest knocked up celebrity according to InTouch Weekly.  JLo has said in the past how much she wants kids and blah...blah...blah... Her wish has come true!  —  An insider told the weekly that JLo had ultrasound on September 12 in NYC.

Vanessa Hudgens Admits She's a Hopeless Romantic  —  Watch out, Zac Efron - Vanessa Hudgens has a secret crush on Matt Damon.  —  Hudgens, 18, deflected questions about her on- and off-screen romance with High School Musical costar Efron, 19, on The Tyra Banks Show Monday by admitting she "loves" the older screen star (Damon is 36).

Pamela Anderson's Ass Gets Quite The Workout  —  Here's Pamela Anderson doing a little strip show at her Malibu beach house.  I know we've all seen Pam in a bikini a million times, but unlike other posts that focus mainly on her funbags, this one is about her ass.  And I have to say, it's a pretty nice ass for a woman her age.

OK!  Exclusive: It's a Boy for Xtina!  —  It's a boy for Christina Aguilera!  Or at least it will be when the soulful singer gives birth later this year.  —  OK! has learned that Xtina's closest pals are all shopping for some pretty gender-specific gifts.  "They're all boy-themed, all blue," a source reveals to OK!.

Ryan & Scarlett Hold Hands in Public  —  Lovebirds Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson move up the PDA ladder, walking hand-in-hand as they arrive at LAX airport on Monday after a flight from Vancouver, BC.  —  Things must be really heating up for Ryan, 30, and Scarlett, 22, as they were visiting Ryan's hometown of Vancouver.

Joel Madden Says He Will Marry Nicole Richie  —  Joel Madden says there is no need to worry - marriage to Nicole Richie is all part of the master plan.  —  "Obviously, marriage is in our future," Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

Spears Keeps Shared Custody of Kids  —  Britney Spears may have lost her lawyer and her manager, but she's keeping her kids.  —  Mel Goldsman, an attorney at Freid and Goldsman, where Spears' new lawyer Marci Levine works, tells The Insider that yesterday's hearing affirmed Spears and Federline's joint custody agreement.

Christina Aguilera's Nipples are Unstoppable  —  It will take more than just a flimsy piece of white cotton to keep Christina Aguilera's nipples well and truly covered, especially considering that they will soon be put to use for more than just entertaining Christina's doofus husband.

Is this Britney's darkest day?  —  Britney Spears will lose temporary custody of her children after a court heard a declaration stating she has 'issues of nudity and drug use', it was reported.  —  The bombshell comes in the pop singer's darkest hours, on a day when her lawyer and new management team abandoned her.

Babwa to Barry — We've Got Hassel's Back  —  "View" den mother Barbara Walters says that as much as she wanted Barry Manilow to come and croon, no one — not even the "Mandy" singer — tells her how to run her show!  —  Manilow told TMZ yesterday that he decided to ditch his appearance on today's …

Entire O.J. Confrontation — It's Crazazy!  —  The confrontation in a Las Vegas hotel room that led to O.J. Simpson's arrest on robbery and other charges paints a vivid picture of how angry Simpson was with the alleged victims.  The question: Were guns drawn and did Simpson and crew take stuff out of the room by threat of force?