Britney: Screw "The Man," I'm Ready to Rage!  —  Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would — and got her party on!  —  TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night …

Jolie: I've 'only slept with four men'  —  We think Angelina Jolie has been telling a few little fibs after the knife-sex fiend claimed she's only ever slept with four men.  —  Jolie told Cosmopolitan magazine she has only 'slept with four men in my life - and married two of them!'

Rumor Mill: Zac & Vanessa Go Splitsville  —  Sources close to High School Musical co-stars, and offscreen sweethearts, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, tell OK! that the adorable couple have officially gone their separate ways.  —  According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray …

Voluptuous Nigella almost spills out of her dress  —  Curvaceous television cook Nigella Lawson looked dangerously close to having a wardrobe malfunction, as her low-cut velvet gown struggled to adequately contain her Rubenesque figure.  —  Her ample chest looked in danger of spilling …

Mel B eloped & left me her baby, says maid  —  Leaving your 2-month-old daughter with your cleaner for four days while you get hitched in Las Vegas doesn't sound like great parenting skills, even by Hollywood standards.  —  But that's the claim made by the former housekeeper of Melanie Brown …

J. Lo's baby dreams finally come true  —  It looks like Jenny from the block will soon be playing with baby blocks.  In Touch can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Lopez is going to be a mother.  "She's about twelve weeks pregnant," an insider tells In Touch.  "She's due in the spring."

Gisele makes a splash wearing nothing but a dripping wet dress  —  The world's highest paid supermodel Gisele Bundchen is famous for being sizzling hot and now not even a splash of cold water can cool her temperature.  —  The 26-year-old Brazilian has unveiled a revealing new ad campaign that shows her in a see-through liquid dress.

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA  —  Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization.  —  In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.

Heath Ledger's New Girlfriend  —  It's been only a month since Heath Ledger split from Michelle Williams, and he's not wasting any time!  The actor, 28, was spotted "making out" with supermodel Helena Christensen during dinner on September 11 at NYC eatery Wakiya, according to the New York Post.

Nelly Furtado and other diner divas annoy celebrity chef  —  Nelly Furtado may be a "Maneater," but when it comes to food, she's a diva.  —  Celebrity chef Guy Rubino nearly needed a Heimlich maneuver as he recalled the singer's behavior at his restaurant, Rain, in Toronto.

'Britney' guy may get TV gig  —  YouTube sensation inks deal with 44 Blue  —  The "Leave Britney Alone" guy could be getting his own TV show.  —  Reality shingle 44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears …

JACKO WIGS OUT 'LION KING'  —  WHEN Michael Jackson took his three children to see "The Lion King" at the Minskoff Theatre on Sunday, the motherless brood was wearing costumes almost as ornate as the actors in the long-running show.  Aspen magazine fashion editor Sue Hostetler was backstage when …

McConaughey storms into 'Thunder'  —  Actor takes the place of Owen Wilson  —  Matthew McConaughey has jumped into the ensemble cast of "Tropic Thunder," the Ben Stiller-directed DreamWorks comedy.  —  The job amounts to an uncredited cameo, as McConaughey takes the role that Owen Wilson ankled …

Justin Talks Britney!  —  Justin Timberlake is on the Oprah Winfrey show today and on the episode the Queen of Daytime and the music darling talk about Britney.  —  Here's a little excerpt:  —  Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?  —  Justin: I don't know, to be honest with you.

Just Like Old Times ... O.J.'s Back in Court  —  In a scene reminiscent of 1995, a tired looking O.J. Simpson— in a full prison jumpsuit, handcuffs and shackles oh my!— walked into a Clark County Courthouse for his first appearance on burglary, robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon charges.