Britney: Screw "The Man," I'm Ready to Rage!  —  Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would — and got her party on!  —  TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night …

Jolie: I've 'only slept with four men'  —  We think Angelina Jolie has been telling a few little fibs after the knife-sex fiend claimed she's only ever slept with four men.  —  Jolie told Cosmopolitan magazine she has only 'slept with four men in my life - and married two of them!'

Rumor Mill: Zac & Vanessa Go Splitsville  —  Sources close to High School Musical co-stars, and offscreen sweethearts, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, tell OK! that the adorable couple have officially gone their separate ways.  —  According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray …

Just Like Old Times ... O.J.'s Back in Court  —  In a scene reminiscent of 1995, a tired looking O.J. Simpson— in a full prison jumpsuit, handcuffs and shackles oh my!— walked into a Clark County Courthouse for his first appearance on burglary, robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon charges.

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA  —  Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization.  —  In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.

Voluptuous Nigella almost spills out of her dress  —  Curvaceous television cook Nigella Lawson looked dangerously close to having a wardrobe malfunction, as her low-cut velvet gown struggled to adequately contain her Rubenesque figure.  —  Her ample chest looked in danger of spilling …

JACKO WIGS OUT 'LION KING'  —  WHEN Michael Jackson took his three children to see "The Lion King" at the Minskoff Theatre on Sunday, the motherless brood was wearing costumes almost as ornate as the actors in the long-running show.  Aspen magazine fashion editor Sue Hostetler was backstage when …

Heath Ledger's New Girlfriend  —  It's been only a month since Heath Ledger split from Michelle Williams, and he's not wasting any time!  The actor, 28, was spotted "making out" with supermodel Helena Christensen during dinner on September 11 at NYC eatery Wakiya, according to the New York Post.

Mel B eloped & left me her baby, says maid  —  Leaving your 2-month-old daughter with your cleaner for four days while you get hitched in Las Vegas doesn't sound like great parenting skills, even by Hollywood standards.  —  But that's the claim made by the former housekeeper of Melanie Brown …

Gisele makes a splash wearing nothing but a dripping wet dress  —  The world's highest paid supermodel Gisele Bundchen is famous for being sizzling hot and now not even a splash of cold water can cool her temperature.  —  The 26-year-old Brazilian has unveiled a revealing new ad campaign that shows her in a see-through liquid dress.

'Britney' guy may get TV gig  —  YouTube sensation inks deal with 44 Blue  —  The "Leave Britney Alone" guy could be getting his own TV show.  —  Reality shingle 44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears …

Nelly Furtado and other diner divas annoy celebrity chef  —  Nelly Furtado may be a "Maneater," but when it comes to food, she's a diva.  —  Celebrity chef Guy Rubino nearly needed a Heimlich maneuver as he recalled the singer's behavior at his restaurant, Rain, in Toronto.

Kathy Griffin Finds Love With Apple Computer Billionaire  —  Just one year after a bitter a divorce from husband Matt Moline, it looks like Kathy Griffin may be ready to walk down the aisle again.  We spotted Griffin with boyfriend and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak at the Emmys …