Britney: Screw "The Man," I'm Ready to Rage!  —  Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would — and got her party on!  —  TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night …

Brad Pitt Weighs in on Mary-Louise Parker's Adoption  —  Brad Pitt, who this week joked he'd like to expand his family of four children to at least nine, has given his stamp of approval to costar Mary-Louise Parker's decision to adopt a child from Africa.  —  "I haven't spoken to her since I've heard …

X17 XCLUSIVE - PRESENTING MISS OSCAR DE LA HOYA!  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Yes, people, this is the tough guy, champion boxer Oscar de la Hoya, all prettied up for the camera!  Wonder what his wife Millie will say when she sees these!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Sean & Jayden: Effects of Divorce and Addiction "Stressful"  —  After imploding on the MTV Video Music Awards, being dumped by her manager and lawyer, and being forced into parent counseling in order to keep from losing custody of her sons, Britney Spears is facing her darkest hour yet.

Alicia Silverstone nearly nude to promote vegetarianism  —  You have to hand it to the PETA people.  They know the best way to getting attention for the cruelty of fur and their belief that meat eating is unnecessary is to get a naked starlet to talk about it.  We all pay attention to naked people, especially if they're famous.

Mel B eloped & left me her baby, says maid  —  Leaving your 2-month-old daughter with your cleaner for four days while you get hitched in Las Vegas doesn't sound like great parenting skills, even by Hollywood standards.  —  But that's the claim made by the former housekeeper of Melanie Brown …

Voluptuous Nigella almost spills out of her dress  —  Curvaceous television cook Nigella Lawson looked dangerously close to having a wardrobe malfunction, as her low-cut velvet gown struggled to adequately contain her Rubenesque figure.  —  Her ample chest looked in danger of spilling …

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!  —  What a difference 13 years and a lot of peroxide and other things make!  No, the woman on the right isn't Nancy Grace!  —  Do not adjust your screens.  Believe it or not, It's former prosecutor Marcia Clark!

Heath Ledger's New Girlfriend  —  It's been only a month since Heath Ledger split from Michelle Williams, and he's not wasting any time!  The actor, 28, was spotted "making out" with supermodel Helena Christensen during dinner on September 11 at NYC eatery Wakiya, according to the New York Post.

Rumor Mill: Zac & Vanessa Go Splitsville  —  Sources close to High School Musical co-stars, and offscreen sweethearts, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, tell OK! that the adorable couple have officially gone their separate ways.  —  According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray …

Nelly Furtado and other diner divas annoy celebrity chef  —  Nelly Furtado may be a "Maneater," but when it comes to food, she's a diva.  —  Celebrity chef Guy Rubino nearly needed a Heimlich maneuver as he recalled the singer's behavior at his restaurant, Rain, in Toronto.

MARC ANTHONY SAYS WIFE IS JUST A BIT FAT  —  Marc Anthony denies In Touch magazine's report yesterday that his wife is pregnant, perhaps with twins.  Says Anthony's rep, ""Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they'll hit the mark...but no. No." … More of a not pregnant Jennifer Lopez under here.

Gisele makes a splash wearing nothing but a dripping wet dress  —  The world's highest paid supermodel Gisele Bundchen is famous for being sizzling hot and now not even a splash of cold water can cool her temperature.  —  The 26-year-old Brazilian has unveiled a revealing new ad campaign that shows her in a see-through liquid dress.

'Britney' guy may get TV gig  —  YouTube sensation inks deal with 44 Blue  —  The "Leave Britney Alone" guy could be getting his own TV show.  —  Reality shingle 44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears …

JACKO WIGS OUT 'LION KING'  —  WHEN Michael Jackson took his three children to see "The Lion King" at the Minskoff Theatre on Sunday, the motherless brood was wearing costumes almost as ornate as the actors in the long-running show.  Aspen magazine fashion editor Sue Hostetler was backstage when …

Justin Talks Britney!  —  Justin Timberlake is on the Oprah Winfrey show today and on the episode the Queen of Daytime and the music darling talk about Britney.  —  Here's a little excerpt:  —  Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?  —  Justin: I don't know, to be honest with you.