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Brad Pitt Weighs in on Mary-Louise Parker's Adoption  —  Brad Pitt, who this week joked he'd like to expand his family of four children to at least nine, has given his stamp of approval to costar Mary-Louise Parker's decision to adopt a child from Africa.  —  "I haven't spoken to her since I've heard …

Britney: Screw "The Man," I'm Ready to Rage!  —  Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would — and got her party on!  —  TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night …

Justin Talks Britney!  —  Justin Timberlake is on the Oprah Winfrey show today and on the episode the Queen of Daytime and the music darling talk about Britney.  —  Here's a little excerpt:  —  Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?  —  Justin: I don't know, to be honest with you.

Britney Spears is starving herself  —  Life is so awesome for Britney Spears.  On top of yesterday's custody rulings, her manager quitting and the VMA train wreck, it turns out she might be bulimic as well.  Friends of the star are concerned about her eating habits, according to Ok!  Magazine:

Mel B eloped & left me her baby, says maid  —  Leaving your 2-month-old daughter with your cleaner for four days while you get hitched in Las Vegas doesn't sound like great parenting skills, even by Hollywood standards.  —  But that's the claim made by the former housekeeper of Melanie Brown …

Nelly Furtado and other diner divas annoy celebrity chef  —  Nelly Furtado may be a "Maneater," but when it comes to food, she's a diva.  —  Celebrity chef Guy Rubino nearly needed a Heimlich maneuver as he recalled the singer's behavior at his restaurant, Rain, in Toronto.

Go on Carrie, take a bite  —  Christopher Noth, AKA Mr Big, looks good enough to eat for Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex & The City movie, which started filming a few hours ago in New York.  Sarah-Jessica revives her role as lovelorn journalist Carrie Bradshaw in the film …

Sean & Jayden: Effects of Divorce and Addiction "Stressful"  —  After imploding on the MTV Video Music Awards, being dumped by her manager and lawyer, and being forced into parent counseling in order to keep from losing custody of her sons, Britney Spears is facing her darkest hour yet.

Heath Ledger's New Girlfriend  —  It's been only a month since Heath Ledger split from Michelle Williams, and he's not wasting any time!  The actor, 28, was spotted "making out" with supermodel Helena Christensen during dinner on September 11 at NYC eatery Wakiya, according to the New York Post.

Voluptuous Nigella almost spills out of her dress  —  Curvaceous television cook Nigella Lawson looked dangerously close to having a wardrobe malfunction, as her low-cut velvet gown struggled to adequately contain her Rubenesque figure.  —  Her ample chest looked in danger of spilling …

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!  —  What a difference 13 years and a lot of peroxide and other things make!  No, the woman on the right isn't Nancy Grace!  —  Do not adjust your screens.  Believe it or not, It's former prosecutor Marcia Clark!

She Totally Got That Dress In Tijuana  —  Debra Messing was spotted in NYC by Celebrity Babylon wearing a dress I swear she got in Tijuana, Mexico.  If you've been there you know what I'm talking about.  My mom had like 50 of those dresses in the 80s in every damn color.

The ripping yarn of Kate and Courtney out partying  —  Kate Moss has always known how to have a rip-roaring night out.  —  But usually her outfit - if not her reputation - survives intact.  —  The vintage gold satin gown she wore to a fashion gala in London, however, was not so lucky.

Confirmed: Natalie Portman's Naked Ass is in Hotel Chevalier  —  In case you were skeptical the last time I told you about Natalie Portman's nude scene in Hotel Chevalier, the new short film by Wes Anderson, I can now report that there is comfirmation that Natalie Portman's naked ass will make it's film debut, according to Mr. Skin.

On the CW, 'Gossip Girl' and the Vicious Circle  —  Oh, they grow up so fast, don't they?  —  Really, really fast in the case of the privileged teenagers portrayed in the CW's delicious new drama series "Gossip Girl."  —  These underage private-school elitists living on Manhattan's Upper East Side dress …