BRADY BUNCH STAR REVEALS ALL ABOUT LESBIAN FLING WITH TV SISTER  —  Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series' most shocking secret in a new book - she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling.  MCCormick's tell-all, Here's The Story …

HOT NEW PAIR  —  BOOTYLICIOUS Kim Kardashian has a new man.  The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years.  A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," arriving and "making out" …

Britney Spears Sucks Pacifiers  —  I was right!  —  We all know that Britney Spears appeases her oral fixation by sucking on lollipops but aren't pacifiers taking it a little too far?  —  While Britney was out shopping with son Sean Preston, 2, in Beverly Hills on Thursday, Britney put Jayden's pacifier in her own mouth.

Mariah Carey honored in New York  —  Mariah Carey said it only made sense to work for the Save the Music Foundation because music saved her.  —  "Music has always been my saving grace," said Carey, accepting her award at the foundation's 10th anniversary gala Thursday night at Lincoln Center.

The diva has landed: Jennifer Lopez's extraordinary list of hotel demands  —  If proof were needed that multi-millionaire singer and actress Jennifer Lopez is no longer resident on the block - unless you're talking Park Avenue - her list of diva demands would be all that's needed to convince.

J.Lo's mom admits she and daughter are barely talking  —  Are Jennifer Lopez and her mom, Guadalupe, on the outs?  —  J.Lo has long genuflected before the lady who brought Jenny to the Block, who blessed her with beauty and that booty, and who raised her to be a survivor.

Are You Looking?  —  Jordan's looking at the camera like "you're getting this, right?"  Thankfully, she's wearing panties or we would've seen some fried bologna on a bed of couscous and that's not what my palette needs right now.  —  Here's Jordan and some orange homo out in London last night.

COVER STORY SNEAK PEEK: Jenny McCarthy Fights for Her Autistic Son  —  In her emotional new memoir, Louder Than Words, Jenny McCarthy documents life with her 5-year-old son Evan, who was first diagnosed three years with having autism.  And in the latest PEOPLE cover story …

Beatrice makes catwalk debut before fashion world's finest  —  Royalty, heroes of the sporting world and Hollywood beauties dropped everything to grace a charity fashion show when Naomi Campbell called on the enviable power of her contacts book.  —  Backstage the atmosphere was democratic …

Jordan's Jugs = RIDICULOUS  —  HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.  —  Don't these pictures just make you wanna laugh?  Those things look so ridiculous.  Ridiculous!!!!!!  —  Katie Price, aka Jordan …

Charlie Sheen's Fiancée Enters Custody Battle Fray  —  Brooke Mueller is denouncing Denise Richards's claims against her ex-husband Charlie Sheen in their heated custody battle - claims that now include accusations about the way he handled his engagement.

Expert: Brit Coming Dangerously Close To Losing Kids  —  After Britney Spears' shocking decision to party after a judge called her a habitual drug and alcohol user on Tuesday and ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing, Star phoned John Schweitzer, an associate attorney …

LAUGH-RIOT GUY  —  SUAVE George Clooney still knows how to have a good time.  A spy at Bungalow 8 the other night listened as "his friends were openly discussing what they had been doing before coming to the club.  After they came in, George was laughing the whole night...

SMOKE PANIC  —  SHE may be hot, but Renee Zellweger didn't need any firefighters yesterday morning, when she was visited by a truckload of them.  The star was enjoying the warmth of her West Side apartment's fireplace when a neighbor smelled smoke and called the FDNY.

Prince Adopts Twins  —  See those two ladies with His Royal Badness?  They're called "The Twinz", and they're Prince's newest lady accessories!  I love when Prince reduces women to the status of handbags and gives them sexy G.I. Joe codenames.  You had Vanity, Apollonia ("since Prince was on Apollonia" …

Just In!  Tori Spelling To Be A Pussycat Doll!  —  Tori Spelling has signed up to be a guest Pussycat Doll on Sept. 28, when she will host the sexy burlesque show at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, 24Sizzler.com has learned.  —  Past guest Pussycat Dolls include …