Spears Charged with Brit and Run  —  Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license.  Both charges are misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of 6 months in jail.

George Clooney, Girlfriend in Motorcycle Crash  —  George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were treated at the hospital Friday for injuries after the motorcycle they were riding was hit by a car in New Jersey, his rep says.  —  Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash …

The diva has landed: Jennifer Lopez's extraordinary list of hotel demands  —  If proof were needed that multi-millionaire singer and actress Jennifer Lopez is no longer resident on the block - unless you're talking Park Avenue - her list of diva demands would be all that's needed to convince.

Marcia Brady aka Maureen McCormick Had Lesbian Sex With Jan!  —  I thought it was old, old news that the Brady's were not as clean cut as their TV counterparts.  I think one was gay and died of AIDS, Greg was banging Jan, and Jan was banging Peter, or something like that …

Hilary Duff's Boyfriend Gives Her a Mercedes for Her Birthday  —  Hilary Duff's expectations were low when her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, called recently to say he'd picked out an early 20th birthday present for her and that "I hope you like them."

Are You Looking?  —  Jordan's looking at the camera like "you're getting this, right?"  Thankfully, she's wearing panties or we would've seen some fried bologna on a bed of couscous and that's not what my palette needs right now.  —  Here's Jordan and some orange homo out in London last night.

Terrence Howard Is NOT Teaching Kim Kardashian The Beauty Of Baby Wipes  —  It was reported earlier that Terrence Howard and Kim Kardashian were making out at Butter in NYC last week.  Kim denies all of this to UsWeekly and thinks the witnesses confused her with Terrence's girlfriend, Miss USA Rachel Smith.

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!  —  Venus Fly Tramp!  —  Grown women should not be dressing like this.  It's not cute and I don't care if it's for her art!  —  Here's Sarah Jessica Parker wearing one of Charo's old ones on the set of "Sex and the City" on Fifth Avenue in NYC today.

Klum and Mum Take Kids Shopping  —  We spotted Heidi Klum and her mother taking Henry and Johan for a stroll together down Robertson Boulevard this afternoon.  The fantastic foursome also took a moment to peruse the wares at Nanette Lepore before going their separate ways.

Expectant Milla takes centre stage at Las Vegas premiere  —  Milla Jovovich was looking more radiant earth mother than mutant-slaying heroine as she attended the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction, the third instalment of her fantasy series this week.  —  The actress - who's due to give birth …

Suri Still Being Held in Germany  —  Celebubaby Suri Cruise is still being held in Germany!  The Scientolotot was snapped in the arms of her grandpa, divorce lawyer Martin Holmes, accompanied by grandma Kathleen, in Berlin's Tiergarten Park.  She's one of the most adorable kids on this (or any other) planet!

What do you think?  —  Today With Bozo!  —  My god man, what the hell is Debra Messing wearing!  Looks like she got a gig in the circus.  Somebody help her before she starts on these famous Ham Bone the Clown routines: the steam roller that seemed to flatten clowns and the "sawn in two" illusion.

Jodie Foster is seen out wearing hearing aid  —  Not even the most starry-eyed fan expects Hollywood actresses to look glamorous all the time.  —  But most would be surprised at the dramatic contrast between Jodie Foster off duty and done up to the nines.  —  Strolling unnoticed around Rome …