COKE SNATCHER  —  "JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him.  The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said...

Tearful Beckham arrives at his father's bedside after near-fatal heart attack  —  David Beckham is at his father's hospital bedside after making a mercy dash to London from Los Angeles.  —  The former England captain landed at Heathrow Airport this afternoon and drove directly …

ANDERSON + RICHARDS OFFERED $1 MILLION TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY  —  Pals PAMELA ANDERSON and DENISE RICHARDS are considering a $1 million (GBP500,000) offer to pose nude together in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.  Both blondes have disrobed for the men's magazine in the past …

It's three ladies and a cab home for Hugh Grant  —  Hugh Grant picked the wrong venue for a discreet night out with three girls.  —  The actor arrived with his party at club-of-the-moment Boujis just after 2.30am this morning - only to dash back to his cab when he saw he had been spotted by the paparazzi.

SOUL MATES  —  JESSICA Seinfeld has spoken for the first time about her very brief marriage to theater heir Eric Nederlander, whom she left for Jerry Seinfeld.  "I had left a relationship where I was sort of supposed to be someone I wasn't.  That relationship was never going to work …

Watch It: Inside Britney's Public Bathroom Odyssey  —  Britney Spears is perhaps the most famous public restroom user in the world — who doesn't remember her barefoot bathroom trip?  It's only fitting then that the 25-year-old mom of two would bring the press behind the door with her.

HART PREGNANT AGAIN?  —  Actress MELISSA JOAN HART is three months pregnant with her second child.  The Sabrina The Teenage Witch star and her rocker husband Mark Wilkerson already have a 17-month-old son, Mason.  A source tells American magazine Star, "She's happy and healthy.  Everything is going great.

Shilpa Shetty arrested for kiss  —  Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty has been arrested in India over her infamous clinch with Richard Gere.  —  The Celebrity Big Brother winner shed tears after being stopped at Mumbai Airport, according to reports, on her way to the opening of the Miss Bollywood musical in Berlin.

Halle Berry Death Threats  —  Sometimes you read something in the news that absolutely turns your stomach, and death threats issued to an unborn baby would have to be one of those things. … On a lighter note, Halle is only four months pregnant, and already she has partner Gabriel Aubry pampering her feet and satisfying her cravings.

Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier!  —  Here it is everybody: Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier!  Ass.  Side boob.  Awesome.  —  Video coming very soon!  —  More pictures after the jump.

Man Bids $47,100 for Role in Ferrell Flick  —  Pre-teens may love Will Ferrell's comedic antics onscreen, but one lucky 10-year-old will get to laugh at the star in person.  —  The boy's father - a Dallas man who wishes to remain anonymous - secured the chance for the youngster to play …

Britney Spears Turns Paparazzi  —  Britney Spears turns the cameras on the paparazzi while out and about in Burbank, Calif. on Wednesday.  —  Brit and a female friend/assistant went for a bite to eat at Acapulco Mexican Restaurant.When they arrived, Brit Brit got out of her car and began filming the paparazzi in action.

There's Only One Way To Start Your Day.....  Brit Brit is back to work!  She was snapped with her cousin Alli entering a recording studio in Burbank yesterday.  Before that they were seen leaving Acupolco restaurant.  —  Acupolco!?!  Britney can afford the finer Mexican dining establishments.

Singer: Simon Cowell Saved My Life  —  Simon Cowell is finally using his razor tongue for good and not evil - albeit unintentionally.  The judge of X Factor (the British version of American Idol) told contestant Jacqui Gray that she had a strange rasp in her voice and suggested that it might …

Darjeeling Director: Owen Wilson Wants the Movie Released Now  —  Owen Wilson's latest, The Darjeeling Limited, opens in limited release on September 29.  At a press event for the movie, reporters asked filmmakers Roman Coppola and Wes Anderson, along with co-star Adrien Brody if the the film …

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Is Michael Jackson A Married Woman?  —  Sorry ladies, gents and kids out there!  Miss Jacko may be off the market!  The National Enquirer has found real estate documents that claim Jacko is married to his nanny.  There were rumors late last year that Jacko was going to marry the nanny, Grace Rwaramba.