SHEEN'S GROSS E-MAILS TO RICH  —  "GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.  —  "You are a pig.

Britney's no-show means no kids  —  BY NANCY DILLON in Los Angeles and BILL HUTCHINSON in New York  —  Britney Spears didn't even show up to fight for her kids.  —  A Los Angeles judge refused Wednesday to return custody of her two young boys but did grant Spears closely supervised visitation rights.

There It Is!!!  —  Holy guacamole!  —  We totally see a baby bump there.  —  Do U????  —  Jennifer Lopez showed off her growing belly during a concert stop at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut on Wednesday night.  —  The show was most memorable for an incident that occurred with the Latin diva.

MISSING TUMMY  —  WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?"  To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider.

Investigating new tale of Kardashian sex tapes  —  A criminal investigation is being launched over sexually explicit pictures of reality starlets Kim and Kourtney Kardashian — taken while they were underage.  —  The sisters, who will star in E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" this fall …

Have You Been Served?  —  Howard K. Stern served Rita Crosby with legal papers at her own party in NYC last night.  Rita claims in her new Anna Nicole Smith tell-all that HKS and Larry Birkhead were sucking each other's penises!  HKS claims it's all lies and has sued her for $60 million.

Christina Aguilera attends Mark Ronson concert  —  Someone's belly has popped!  Songstress Christina Aguilera, 26, was photographed on her way into the Mark Ronson concert last evening at El Rey — she is due in January.  —  Photos by Ramey.

Birkhead & baby Danniellyn ready for their TV closeup  —  It looks as though the cameras will capture Larry Birkhead changing Pampers after all.  —  A source says the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, who's been inundated with offers ever since bringing the baby home …

Nick Cannon, Selita Ebanks Split Up  —  Nick Cannon and Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks have called off their engagement and split up, Ebanks's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay's OUT!  Lohan's Left Cirque ...  X17 can report exclusively that Lindsay said 'Bye-bye' to the Cirque Lodge today as she and her dad Michael packed up the car and headed out!  We're wishing Lindsay the best for her continued recovery!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Britney's mom speaks out!  —  Lynne Spears: 'I Love my Daughter'  —  LYNNE SPEARS is speaking out on her troubled daughter, BRITNEY.  —  While her ex son-in-law KEVIN FEDERLINE was in court yesterday at the custody hearing of her grandchildren — reporters caught up with Lynn in Kentwood, Louisiana.

After Losing in Court, Brit Hits Luxe Hotel  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyJust hours after a judge upheld Monday's decision to give full custody of her children to ex Kevin Federline, Britney Spears checked into the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills.

Cameron Diaz's New Romance  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyThat John Mayer fling?  So one month ago.  Sources tell Us Weekly that Cameron Diaz, 35, and Bradley Cooper, 32, have been quietly dating for a few weeks and recently spent the weekend together in NYC.

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Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos  —  The country of the Philippines is pissed off after Teri Snatcher's character told a lame joke on the season premiere of Desperate Housewives this past Sunday.  —  The dumbass joke was told to a doctor that suggested Teri had menopause.

Amy Winehouse Tweaks ... Her Look  —  Aristocratic beauty Amy Winehouse debuted her newest high fashion accoutrements on Wednesday — industrial size hair clips and a hickey!  Classy!  —  The demure 24-year-old was snapped in London looking exquisite as usual, after stopping off for another gourmet meal at McDonald's.

A creature feature for Polley, Brody  —  Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody have been cast in "Splice," a science fiction thriller being directed by Vincenzo Natali.  —  The film is being produced by Steven Hoban of Copperheart Entertainment and executive produced by Franck Chorot of Gaumont.

Explicit Kim Kardashian Photos Taken When She Was Underage?  —  Reality TV sisters Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are at the center of a scandal, over explicit pictures of them when they were allegedly underage.  —  The pair, poised to star in new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians later this year …

Britney - Gimme More Rehab?  —  Get those electric shears ready — Britney Spears could be headed back to the Caribbean rehab facility where she infamously spent a whole 24 hours this March and then, of course, shed all her hair, if not her addictions.  —  OK! magazine is reporting that Spears …