Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab  —  Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, where she has been since August, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.  —  Her treatment there began in the weeks following her early morning July 24 arrest in Santa Monica …

Britney Spears Breaks Down in Public  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyBritney Spears looked distressed while running errands in L.A. following a judge's decision allowing her only supervised visits with her sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

J.Lo Preggo!  —  Sources have confirmed to TMZ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant!!  —  In addition, we're hearing that J.Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting twins.  Double your pleasure!  —  J.Lo's rep did not immediately return our call for comment.

Mariah Carey: I Don't Know How Many Bathrooms I Have  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyMariah Carey is living the life.  Her 12,000 square foot triplex in NYC's Tribeca district is so big she doesn't know how many bathrooms she has.  —  "I don't know!

Lindsay Lohan Exits Rehab  —  After almost two months, Lindsay Lohan has left the Utah rehab clinic that has been her home.  With her until-recently estranged father Michael by her side, the 21-year-old actress packed up her bags and headed back to L.A. on Friday.

Hayden Panettiere's First Upskirt Has Arrived!  —  It's only been a little over a month since Hayden Panettiere's 18th birthday, but she's already joined the likes of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in the upskirt club.  Sure, she has her panties on, but it's only a matter of time until she conveniently "forgets."

The Two Faces of Britney Spears  —  Despite Britney Spears' tear-fest earlier in the evening, Britney Spearsmp claims she's really happy and she loves the paparazzi.

Bitch Is Smart  —  Vanessa Manilafolders has reportedly demanded that Nick Lachey marry her annoying ass without a prenup. 26-year-old Vanessa gave 33-year-old Nick till the end of the year to make it legal. … More like she wants some of that Jessica Simpson money!

Rosie O'Donnell: Barbara Walters fired me from 'The View'  —  Barbara Walters' ears must have been burning Wednesday night.  —  That's when Rosie O'Donnell mounted the stage at Roseanne Barr 's invitation during her late-night set at Comix on W. 14th.  —  Rosie started off by saying …

Whoa!  "Blossom" Star Saves Dog  —  A former child star came to a dog's rescue when she and her sister noticed a neighbor trying to allegedly drown his Shih Tzu in a tub!  For the love of Michael Vick!  —  19-year-old Courtney Chase, who played little Kennedy on the final season of …

Demi Moore Nude Photos Coming Soon  —  Another day, another scandal!  It looks like we're going to be seeing some Demi Moore naked pictures soon.  According to Maxim Radio's 'The Manertainment Report', Ashton Kutcher accidentally left his cell phone in a cab while he was on vacation back in April.

Seahorse  —  That seahorsey can't swim!  Hilary Duff got a major beating from the waves on the Jersey shore yesterday while filming "Greta."  She had to be rescued by divers.  HAH!  Oh how I love seeing fugly celebrities in peril!

O.J.'s Rolex: It's a Fake!  —  Getting some measure of justice is proving difficult — yet again — for Fred Goldman.  —  The Goldman's lawyers seized a watch from O.J. (after seeing it on TMZ) to pay off the $33.5 million wrongful death judgment against him.

CoCo Will Save Us All  —  With all this Britney craziness we need a little supreme elegance to save us all.  CoCo does the trick.  She is definitely a breath of fresh whore amidst all this cheeto dust.  I knew I could count on you CoCo.  —  Here's this natural beauty with her [pimp ]man Ice-T at the Vh1 Hip Honors last night.

Pam Anderson, Rich Salomon to Wed this Weekend in Vegas  —  "Extra" has learned that Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are planning to tie the knot this weekend in Las Vegas.  —  Anderson and Salomon met with a wedding coordinator in Las Vegas last night to solidify their wedding day details.

Juliette Lewis Gives It  —  Juliette Lewis is one of the hottest birds out there.  She's a member of Tom Cruise's clan, but I won't hold that against her.  At least she doesn't yap about it all day and night like he does.  She knows to keep her beliefs to herself, but also share the hotness.

Bonaduce Free!!!  D.A. Rejects Case  —  TMZ has obtained a document from the L.A. County District Attorney's office, rejecting the case against Danny Bonaduce.  —  Danny boy got into it on stage at Tuesday's FOX Reality Channel's Really Awards.  "Survivor" reject Jonny Fairplay jumped on him …