Rosie O'Donnell: Barbara Walters fired me from 'The View'  —  Barbara Walters' ears must have been burning Wednesday night.  —  That's when Rosie O'Donnell mounted the stage at Roseanne Barr 's invitation during her late-night set at Comix on W. 14th.  —  Rosie started off by saying …

George Clooney bets Michelle Pfeiffer £50,000 he will NEVER marry  —  Legendary Hollywood beauty Michelle Pfeiffer has revealed heartthrob George Clooney has bet her £50,000 he will never get married.  —  Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch …

NOT SO SECRET  —  JENNY from the Block wants to share the good news she's expecting - right here in her hometown.  Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to "announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert," said an insider.

Britney Plays Dual Roles in Steamy 'Gimme More' Video  —  Can't get enough of Britney Spears?  Then her new video for "Gimme More" is just the ticket, with the singer playing dual roles: sexy brunette pole dancer, and a curious blonde watching her.  —  PEOPLE got a sneak peek of the four-minute video …

Victoria Beckham shows her Ugly side  —  Her obsession with couture, twiggy frame and primped appearance meant Victoria Beckham fitted right into Ugly Betty's world of high fashion.  —  The Spice Girl recently filmed a starring role on the award-winning Channel 4 programme, Ugly Betty - and walked a way with a rather hefty pay check.

OVER SO SOON  —  REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1.  In fact, "Rock of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff.  Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that...

Owen Wilson Shows Up at Movie Premiere  —  Owen Wilson made a public appearance Thursday night - briefly showing up at the Los Angeles premiere of his movie, The Darjeeling Limited.  —  Wilson, 38, sidestepped the red carpet and entered the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Samuel …

Tracey Gold Is Expecting Her Fourth Son  —  Former Growing Pains star Tracey Gold and her husband are expecting their fourth son, the star's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "She's thrilled and excited to have her fourth son," says her rep. "We're all looking forward to meeting this little guy."

Britney on the brink: New fears as singer publicly breaks down  —  Britney Spears emerged from her Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday looking clearly distressed after failing to regain custody of her two sons.  —  The former pop star had spent much of the day holed up in her home following …

Britney Spears Breaks Down in Public  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyBritney Spears looked distressed while running errands in L.A. following a judge's decision allowing her only supervised visits with her sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

PRINCE HARRY ... DEAD?  —  Radar may have taken liberties with Prince Harry, but scandal-mongering artist Daniel Edwards has taken it a step further.  He depicts the prince dead in his latest work, Iraq War Memorial: Death of Prince Harry, which goes on display in London on October 11.

I've Given You Everything Already!  Greedy Bitch!  —  Here's the official video for Brit Brit's "Gimme More" and it officially SUCKS!  Paris Hilton's night vision porn video had better production value than this crap.  —  The rumor is that a different video will be premiering on MTV's TRL …

Britney's Record Label: Spears "Faces Challenges That Most of Us Can't Imagine"  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyThough the first few days of Brit's week have been undeniably rough, with a court taking away custody of the singer's two sons …

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline ordered into joint counselling  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have been ordered to complete three joint counselling sessions in attention to the previously stipulated parental counselling and coaching as part of their ongoing custody dispute.

Fashion Disaster of the Day: Madonna  —  (Flynet)  —  Check out a few close-up shots along with what the editors have to say about Madonna's fashion choices after the jump.

PORN PUNK GYPPED BONDS' EX  —  BARRY Bonds' ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to pose for the November issue of Playboy - but she won't see one penny of it thanks to David Hans Schmidt, the super-sleazy porn broker who committed suicide at age 47 last week.