Britney Wants Job As a Bartender?  Huh?!  —  A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!!  —  Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

Zahara gives us the finger  —  Zahara Jolie-Pitt obviously wasn't in the mood to be photographed this morning in New York.  She gave our photographer the finger as she went on an outing with her mom... We blame the parents!

Sean Combs takes legal responsibility for 6th child  —  Sean Combs is stepping up to the plate and taking legal responsibility for his sixth child.  —  The rap mogul tells us exclusively that he's "committed to being a good father" to his 15-month-old daughter, Chance …

Brit to Parenting Coach — Buzz Off  —  Sources tell TMZ the real reason Britney Spears didn't answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent.  —  We're told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM.

Irate Woman Bitches at Britney — Sis Steps In!  —  Britney Spears was verbally attacked by a random woman on the street yesterday — and lil' sister Jamie was not havin' it!  —  Britney and Jamie (and an army of photogs) were going to a sushi joint in Malibu when a brave woman came …

VOD A FOOL  —  THESE are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL.  —  Our exclusive shots—taken from a video of Harry's holiday in Namibia—will bring fresh shame on the boozed-up royal.

Thalía Is a Mommy!  —  Baby girl Sabrina Sakaë was born on Sunday morning.  The Mottola family is resting at their Colorado ranch  —  Yesterday morning, Thalía Sodi, 35, gave birth to a little girl who will be called Sabrina Sakaë.

Denise Richards expands her world  —  The world may not have been enough for James Bond girl Denise Richards, and her Hidden Hills house may not have been large enough for this single mom and her two daughters.  —  Richards, who graduated from "Starship Troopers" to "Drop Dead Gorgeous" …

Kylie Minogue: My Body's Not What It Was  —  Kylie Minogue is learning how to live with her new body post cancer, and it's as much an emotional battle as it is physical.  —  Diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005, the singer opened up about her battle with the disease to British Glamour magazine in the November issue.

Nicole Kidman's Breast is Trying to Escape  —  I don't know if it's because Nicole Kidman's breast saw her face, but for some reason, it's trying to escape, and I can't quite blame it.  Never before in my life have I seen a breast that looked so ready to just jump off, and make a break for freedom.

The night Hugh Grant ended up in the arms of a gaggle of student beauties  —  Actor Hugh Grant seems to be relishing his newfound single life.  After being seen on a string of mystery dates, naughty Hugh was photographed in the company of a pretty young blonde, and several of her pals.

Jenny from the Stumblin' Block  —  Although her twins aren't due for months, last week Jennifer Lopez was ready to drop — to the floor!  —  The 38-year-old pregnant diva nearly ate it big time while performing on a Jamiroquai-esque conveyor belt at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut.

Ashley Tisdale on Music, Movies - and Kissing  —  It would seem that High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale would have no spare time, what with shooting a series of music videos and starring in and producing a movie - but she does.  —  And she spends it with pal Vanessa Hudgens.

Jennifer Lopez Fuels Pregnancy Rumors on TRL  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyDespite reports that Jennifer Lopez would announce her pregnancy at last night's joint show with husband Marc Anthony at New York's Madison Square Garden, she's still keeping people guessing.

Jessica Simpson Pursuing N.Y.C. Apartment  —  Jessica Simpson may be getting back to her country roots, but she has her sights set on a New York City apartment.  —  Simpson recently finished filming Major Movie Star and is now thinking about creating a country album, according to her father and manager, Joe Simpson.

Tranny Cat!!!!  —  Did Tygra from Thundercats get a sex change?!  What the.......  Audrey O'Day needs a hug, a brush and a deep cleaning in Oxy.  Here she is at Prive in Miami last night.  Diddy has sucked the hot right out of her!