Irate Woman Bitches at Britney — Sis Steps In!  —  Britney Spears was verbally attacked by a random woman on the street yesterday — and lil' sister Jamie was not havin' it!  —  Britney and Jamie (and an army of photogs) were going to a sushi joint in Malibu when a brave woman came …

VOD A FOOL  —  THESE are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL.  —  Our exclusive shots—taken from a video of Harry's holiday in Namibia—will bring fresh shame on the boozed-up royal.

Brit to Parenting Coach — Buzz Off  —  Sources tell TMZ the real reason Britney Spears didn't answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent.  —  We're told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM.

Zahara gives us the finger  —  Zahara Jolie-Pitt obviously wasn't in the mood to be photographed this morning in New York.  She gave our photographer the finger as she went on an outing with her mom... We blame the parents!

Sean Combs takes legal responsibility for 6th child  —  Sean Combs is stepping up to the plate and taking legal responsibility for his sixth child.  —  The rap mogul tells us exclusively that he's "committed to being a good father" to his 15-month-old daughter, Chance …

Britney Wants Job As a Bartender?  Huh?!  —  A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!!  —  Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

Jessica Simpson Pursuing N.Y.C. Apartment  —  Jessica Simpson may be getting back to her country roots, but she has her sights set on a New York City apartment.  —  Simpson recently finished filming Major Movie Star and is now thinking about creating a country album, according to her father and manager, Joe Simpson.

Hudgens slams Spears, Lohan for 'stupid' behaviour  —  Vanessa Hudgens has come down hard on the "stupid" behaviour of rehab-devotees Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, apparently in denial over the furore sparked by her own nude photo scandal.  —  "I honestly think it's stupid," …

Christina Aguilera's not above registering for baby presents  —  Christina Aguilera is quite vexing to me.  Yes I went there, she is vexing.  The blond bombshell has never announced her pregnancy - though Paris Hilton did kind of do it for her - yet she's now registered for gifts for her baby shower.

Attentive Keith squires Nicole on romantic New York visit  —  Their hectic work schedules often keep them apart, but Tinseltown-Country pairing Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been enjoying some quality time together in New York.  The pair - who married in June 2006 …

Ashley Tisdale on Music, Movies - and Kissing  —  It would seem that High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale would have no spare time, what with shooting a series of music videos and starring in and producing a movie - but she does.  —  And she spends it with pal Vanessa Hudgens.

Denise Richards expands her world  —  The world may not have been enough for James Bond girl Denise Richards, and her Hidden Hills house may not have been large enough for this single mom and her two daughters.  —  Richards, who graduated from "Starship Troopers" to "Drop Dead Gorgeous" …

STAIN REMOVER  —  CHARLIE Sheen is so serious about fiancée Brooke Mueller, he's promised to remove his 13 tattoos, which she hates.  Sheen, who spent his early years partying hard and bedding a bevy of actresses, doesn't remember getting some of the gruesome tats …

The night Hugh Grant ended up in the arms of a gaggle of student beauties  —  Actor Hugh Grant seems to be relishing his newfound single life.  After being seen on a string of mystery dates, naughty Hugh was photographed in the company of a pretty young blonde, and several of her pals.

Nicole Kidman's Breast is Trying to Escape  —  I don't know if it's because Nicole Kidman's breast saw her face, but for some reason, it's trying to escape, and I can't quite blame it.  Never before in my life have I seen a breast that looked so ready to just jump off, and make a break for freedom.

Halle Berry: 'Nothing Bad' About Being Pregnant  —  For expectant mom Halle Berry, her current condition is all good - even the wardrobe.  —  "There's no bad," the Oscar winner, 41, said Sunday at a press gathering for her new movie, Things We Lost in the Fire, which opens Oct. 19.

It's Big Bird!  Posh in her most outrageous outfit yet  —  It was her latest effort to carve out her niche as a cutting edge fashionista, but onlookers couldn't help but draw comparisons between puffy Posh and Sesame Street's Big Bird.  —  The Spice Girl, who has displayed a penchant …