Britney Passes Drug Test  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.  —  It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing.  Sources say contrary to what they call "public perception," Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.

David Hasselhoff Relapses and Is Hospitalized  —  TMZ has confirmed that David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized.  —  Rep Judy Katz tells us that the Hoff did have a relapse and is in the hospital, but is doing fine.  In an exclusive statement, Katz tells us "David had a brief relapse …

OK!  Exclusive: Lindsay's First Post-Rehab Interview!  —  "It was a sobering experience," Lindsay Lohan, perhaps not realizing the pun, reveals to OK! in her first interview since leaving rehab last Friday.  "It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

Nick Hogan's Injured Friend on Life Support  —  The young Marine just back from Iraq who was critically injured in the Aug. 26 car crash that involved wrestler Hulk Hogan's son Nick will require lifelong care, according to court documents.  —  John Graziano's mother, Debra Graziano …

Judge to Britney: You Must Be Booked!  —  Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for August's alleged hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.  —  TMZ was in court just minutes ago with Brit's attorney Michael Flanagan …

VIDEO: Diane Sawyer Asks Jennifer Lopez, 'How Are You?'  —  Jennifer Lopez and Diane Sawyer danced around the question that begs to be asked - is the singer pregnant? - on Tuesday's Good Morning America.  —  Speaking amid a crowd of people outside the ABC studio in the middle of Times Square …

I am - Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day  —  Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie.  I don't know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious f**king bush, none of the manicured bulls**t that she's got going on.

NOW BIG APPLE IS PITTS' BURG  —  WALDORF IS HOME TO BRAD & ANGIE  —  Brangelina has landed - at the Waldorf Towers.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are plunking down nearly $100,000 a month to rent a super-deluxe pad at the ritzy hotel residence on East 50th Street, sources told The Post yesterday.

Kiefer Sutherland Pleads Out  —  Kiefer Sutherland has just copped a plea in his DUI case.  —  Sutherland did not appear, however — his high-powered lawyer, Blair Berk, showed up in downtown L.A. and entered a no contest plea to one count of DUI — driving with a .08 or higher.

Nick Nolte Has a Baby — Huh?!  —  No, Nick Nolte is not in trouble with the law again.  He actually just had a baby! *scratch head*  —  Nolte and longtime partner, Clytie Lane welcomed the unnamed baby girl on October 3 in Los Angeles.  Talk about under the radar!

24's Kim Raver Welcomes Baby No. 2  —  24 actress Kim Raver gave birth to her second child, a boy named Leo Kipling Boyer, in New York City on Tuesday, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Kim and baby Leo are happy and healthy," says publicist Jennifer Shoucair.  "The Boyer family is thrilled with their new addition."

Pamela Anderson's wedding in a class by itself  —  The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom "scum," and the wedding cake was made of cardboard.  —  Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style.  —  Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift …

The trouble with rehab, Malibu-style  —  "If you leave, your money stays," said Chris Prentiss, co-founder of Passages, where the monthly cost is $67,550.  Such funds stay on clients' accounts for future stays, he said.  —  Lawsuits and violations reveal problems in a luxury cottage industry for the addicted.

Spoiler Chat: Stop By for Some Scoop on Friday, Housewives, Grey's and More!  —  Hey Tuberinos!  Got Q's?  'Cause I've got some sweet A's, so let's have at it!  —  Jensen in Idaho: Hey, Kristin!  I'm digging the new season of Heroes, but it's not the same without your Redux the morning after.