Bale Busted for Alleged Mum-Battering  —  The Dark Knight just got a whole lot darker.  —  British police sources TMZ that Christian Bale has been arrested and is still being grilled on allegations of assaulting his mom and sister Sunday, the night before the London premiere of “The Dark Knight.”

Balthazar Getty: Yes, My Wife and I Have Separated  —  Balthazar Getty, who has been photographed smooching actress Sienna Miller recently, has announced that he's splitting from his wife Rosetta Getty, with whom he has four children.  —  “The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult …

AT LAST, WIFE GETS $CREWED  —  YOUTUBER LOSES BID FOR HUBBY'S MILLIONS  —  Tricia Walsh-Smith finally got what she was asking for - she got screwed.  —  The actress who ranted on YouTube that her elderly Broadway mogul husband wasn't giving her what she needed in the bedroom, went too far …

Now She's Just Showing Off!  —  Did she get the Posh???  —  Mend it like Beckham!!!!  —  Nicole Kidman appears to have all the baby weight sucked out of her as she was snapped on an outing in Nashville on Monday.  —  She sure loves to spend a lot of time out and about.  Leave the newborn with the nannie!

Miley Breaks Out, Calls VF Pics ‘Mistake’  —  Emerging From Scandal and Shadow of Hannah Montana, Miley Promotes New, More Personal Album  —  Teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is stepping back into the spotlight, promoting her new album “Breakout” and calling the provocative photos of her published …

This Bitch Just Had A Baby?  —  Nicky Kidman supposedly popped out a baby two weeks ago, but you wouldn't know that the bitch was pregnant at all.  Nicky already has her skinny bitch body back.  Although, I'm not sure she ever looked totally knocked up.  Overdosing on botox seriously works wonders.

Khloe's DUI Excuse: Dead Wrong  —  Khloe Kardashian was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning — and explained her DUI by saying: “Right around the time that I actually got pulled over was the anniversary of my father's death.”  —  But there's a big problem: Khloe was arrested on March 4 last year.

Jon Hamm: Sarah Silverman ‘Doing Great’ After Split  —  Sarah Silverman's longtime friend Jon Hamm says the comedian is coping as well as can be expected after her recent breakup with Jimmy Kimmel.  —  “She's doing great,” the Emmy-nominated Hamm told PEOPLE at Monday's Hollywood premiere …

Heidi & Spencer Plan Trip to Iraq  —  Heidi Montag says her late stepbrother — who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan — has inspired her to visit the Middle East to perform for U.S. troops.  —  “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,” the Hills star tells Extra in a new interview.

Celebrity Side Dish  —  Alec Baldwin turned down Larry King and other interviewers because he wanted to talk first with Diane Sawyer about his divorce memoir, “A Promise to Ourselves.”  But the “30 Rock” star is said to have turned testy when Sawyer had to reschedule because of husband Mike Nichols' heart surgery.

Tori Spelling Plans Another Tell-All  —  What's life like for a new mom in 90210?  Tori Spelling is ready to dish.  —  The actress, 35, is reportedly planning a new book - tentatively titled Mommywood, which will focus on her life as a Hollywood princess-turned-parent, according to publishers Simon & Schuster.

Nicole Richie Gets Her Kicks as an Evil Cheerleader on Chuck  —  How is Nicole Richie staying in shape seven months after the birth of her daughter Harlow?  Call it the super villain workout.  —  Richie, 26, got her kicks playing a villainous cheerleader on an upcoming episode of NBC's Chuck.

ALMAs Matter for Eva, Betty, Sheen  —  The race to the podium just got a little spicier.  —  The nominations for the 2008 ALMA Awards, honoring Latinos' contribution to entertainment, were announced today, and while Eva Longoria Parker will once again be pulling double duty as ceremony host …